Travesty wilson

Drunk at the airport

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@ColeyMick @TylerIAm @yc @MostCrucified @UnderdogFantasy Oh I F Aw it’s w as a a w

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@RyanMarino @Luco_Diesel

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@falveypinches It’s spreading

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@OrangeMarkD @Luco_Diesel @CalFootball Got his ass. Go trees

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@Jeopardy 😢

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@falveypinches @Luco_Diesel Lucas and I fav’ing each other’s tweets while two feet away from each other

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If the Red Sox are the reason the dodgers finally don’t trip over their own dicks in the playoffs guess who is pulling a Tsarnaev 2.0

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Hope hicks I forgive you for stealing my idea I thought of months ago. All I ask for in return is your beautiful hand in marriage

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Gonna get coronavirus and mouth kiss my boss for 20 minutes. Kamikaze baby totally worth it

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@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS

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@mizrachhatichon Rgb mam thank you for taking the time from beyond the grave to cancel this mayo ass white boy

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@falveypinches

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Thinking of quitting my job and fulfilling my life time dream of being like that British kid on YouTube who reviews chicken but instead with sketchy gas station boner pills

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Thinking of all the bad dick days I’ve had at the airport scanner and punching a hole through the wall with tears streaming down my face

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Watching Roadhouse w/ the family. How the line “ I used to fuck guys like you in prison” never got as popular and quotable as “May the force be with you” or “bond, James Bond” I’ll never know

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@falveypinches You absolutely love to see it

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How come everything in life gets easier the more you do it except being hungover at work

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@AOC My time to shine

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I love the fall. The leaves change color. You get to wear comfy socks. The dodgers choke hilariously.. great time of year

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What do I gotta do to get jiffy lube to stop convincing me to pay for extra maintenance I don’t need on my car. Do I have to start dressing nicer and paying compliments to them? I’ll suck your dick bro just stop charging me hundreds of dollars