Travis Smith

We tranquilize ourselves with the trivial.

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Since @joerogan has left us he has been replaced by a much younger, more intelligent, and dare I say it more handsome man: @lexfridman.

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Trump is currently building an impenetrable cardboard fort in the Oval Office, he's never leaving.

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Since when are 14 year olds into politics? Those sneaky CIA bastards.

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Just saw someone adjust their mask while driving alone, I was hoping these people simply forgot to take it off.

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How am I sweating my balls off in October, perhaps the little Swedish witch is right. #Trump2020

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Passed Willem DaFoe on the streets of Portland Maine. No picture or handshake request. Much needed egoboost to Travy.

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Be present, kind, and smart(if possible).

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Just don’t die in a hospital.

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https://t.co/z9pwq5PMLL

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Just got invited to Bible study due to the Jesus fish on my bag, should’ve said no.

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If someone holds the door open for you and you don’t do the same for the next person you’re going to Hell.

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@GrindTimeMP #deathtoallbigbirds

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The fucking geese got me last night in my dreams. I promise, you guys don’t know what a nightmare is.

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Witnessed an apple fall from a tree today for the first time, Newton was right.

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Comparison is the thief of joy.

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Old people love Stewart’s, but they move like turtles.

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Girls that pretend to be into sports in order to be perceived in a certain way are as useless as used gum.

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Your agony is priceless.

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Enough with the makeup, let me see your face.

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Anxiety is feeling guilty for walking on the floor someone’s mopping. It’s gotta happen at some point though.