Mr. Craigonnaise

In places you can't imagine (The Netherlands) doing things you can't comprehend (riding a bike)

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@CryptoCyberia

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Notice how the continent that writes the date correctly is the one that invented time travel

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@CSMFHT Franz Kirkinand

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They cancelled PHYSINT because Kojima had full body scanned Charlie Kirk into it and Sony didn't have the balls to release it

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@25YearsAgoLive

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@BBCLookNorth There will be no joy, only waste

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@MythoYookay I say this as a compliment because it looks cool -
Mad Max: Curry Road

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I get why people pumped hundreds of millions into her hokey blood testing stuff because if she was staring at me like this and talking to me like this I would have given her my raw kidneys on the spot and pledged my undying love to her.

[A24 @A24]

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.

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Gettingy prostate checked on 9/11 they're calling that an inside job

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A good bit and would subscribe for more non-serious but non-critical readthroughs of Wookiepedia if it existed.

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@maps_black I will not be participating either 👍

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They're doing this to me in an all-hands meeting tomorrow so this is great advice for how to impress my managers.

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Love the 90% fighting a war, 10% off to the beach style

[Erimus @HeDontMakeNoise]

From the war zone in Somalia

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@JosephGelman Hi Joseph whats your house address so I can draw up a plan to divide it between you and your neighbour? You can have the house, your neighbour the garden and drive and whatever benefits you had to living there can be divided 50/50 between you and them?
And also go fuck yourself.

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Getting it out and swinging it around in the courtroom call that a hung jury 😏

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@robertlasagna1

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Bizarre how many people are salivating at the idea of a bunch of sailors going on a fuck-fest with prostitutes in a country notorious for it's frankly horrific sex work practises. It's not anything to be proud of

[Нем🥖 @wuthi11_]

🇹🇭🇺🇸 The U.S. Navy’s aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln has arrived at Laem Chabang Port, Thailand.

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"The malvinas is sacred!"

The enthusiastic and eager to please Storm Shadow missile:

[Javier Milei @JMilei]

DE NO CREER

Anunciamos una cadena nacional para el jueves a las 21:00 hs. sobre un tema SAGRADO para los argentinos como es la causa de Malvinas, un reclamo histórico del pueblo argentino que al día de hoy sigue viendo violentada su soberanía nacional, y las MIERDAS HUMANAS (95%) de siempre salen a llorar por el uso de la cadena nacional.

¿Qué causa más importante y estratégica para los intereses vitales de la Nación puede haber más importante que la causa Malvinas? ¿Si este tema, que desconocen absolutamente, no amerita una cadena nacional, que tema lo ameritaría? O será que simplemente hay un conjunto de MIERDAS HUMANAS (95%) que van a atacar al gobierno incluso si implica defender intereses extranjeros? Vergüenza les debería dar.

Nosotros seguiremos defendiendo los intereses de la Nación Argentina con uñas y dientes pese a quien le pese.

VIVA LA LIBERTAD CARAJO...!!!

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@TheDemonBaz666 You've just created a million bastard charlie kirks

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@Ginger_Tucci I'm on a training course where the people say next to me were entirely too polite to dive into the bread basket at lunch so I have made a fool of myself and eaten about 7 pieces