Tray Gowdy

US Congressman from SC's 4th District. I love being a lawyer and an occasional smartass. Obviously a parody.

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

@thehill Honestly between those two asshats, that @BarackObama cookie is the best looking thing in that photo.

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

I feel real crappy on this CR BS. We should all step up and become statesmen for just a few minutes and pass a real, bipartisan budget, not just this 30-day junk. https://t.co/9zCY7PouGn

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

I am not going to support continuing this fiasco for 30 more days. It’s time Congress stop the cycle of dysfunction, grow up, and act consistent with the values of a great nation.

https://t.co/bu3G0ih74F

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

Could someone just print the tweet and staple it to the CR?

Trump set to leave Washington ahead of shutdown deadline - CNN https://t.co/LzW9ewNWI1

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

@betseycaron

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

I prefer my spankings with The Economist. Makes me feel smart. Back in college, I definitely leaned Maxim. https://t.co/LW7YKF9b3T

[mike freeman @mikefreemanNFL]

I’m never gonna look at Forbes the same way again.

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

@pamalabardon Government is a fully developed, sunk-cost fallacy in and of itself.

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

Went to the @PlanetFitness in Ivy City last night and asked for the "This and That" machine. It really felt as if I got judged even while standing in their so-called "Judgement Free" zone. https://t.co/AtMWCq9imD

[The Hill @thehill]

Trump on his exercise routine: "I walk, I this, I that" https://t.co/dmvNgxTDFE

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

The Hungarians probably found the dead body of the real Sebastian Gorka buried in a trunk. https://t.co/uh4AmWKTSX

[The Hill @thehill]

Former Trump adviser Gorka wanted for arrest in Hungary: report https://t.co/eMbA9JDjxF

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

Its a #shame my party has brought itself to this level of BS. https://t.co/w17VVsvJah

[Republicans @Republicans]

We know you're waiting to see the results. After the massive demand, our page is back up: https://t.co/DMloqE1Vwe

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

Got 'eem. https://t.co/Ler9qo55Iz

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Trey Gowdy on Steve Bannon's 10-hour appearance in front of the House Intelligence Committee yesterday:

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

@thehill Now we know what Dr. Ronny Jackson had to see. 😦

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

Truer words... https://t.co/TijHe4QyGr

[POLITICO @politico]

. @LindseyGrahamSC said the immigration debate 'has turned into an s-show' https://t.co/ue9GDPtMed

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/r3RbzyGdB9

[Ronald Reagan’s Spinning Corpse @SpinningRonnie]

Jay Cutler is 6'3" and 233. Donald Trump is 6'3" and 239. What a difference six pounds makes!

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

@thehill

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

@thehill All y'all on this comment thread can kiss my ass.

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

@trinityriver299 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

@Edgar52830344 Just from the shithole Ethics committee, Edgar.

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

I chose to step down from this committee because, out of the three committees I do not chair, Ethics is easily the one that is least interesting, definitely personally challenging, and let's face it, as a lawyer, completely irrelevant. /end

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

In the spirit of that workload and wanting to do right for my constituents and for the country at large, I have decided to step down from the House Ethics committee. /2

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

When I became Chairperson of the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform I knew I would not be able to keep all other committee assignments to include Judiciary, Intelligence and Ethics. Four committee assignments, including a Chairmanship, is a challenging workload. /1

[Tray Gowdy @traygowdysc]

🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/juFclwOfUP

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

Unreal. @potus instantly tweets about whatever he hears on Fox&Friends, or to proclaim he is a stable genius and the greatest, but when an ACTUAL presidential situation arises, when he could use twitter to IMMEDIATELY tell Hawaii there was no incoming nuke, he just kept golfing.