Eli Traynor

A good ol southern boy spreading his wings and seeing what's what. RP

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland I am your husband and I will have you! You will get ego waffles!!

*growls and starts to chase her*

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

*yawns*

*stretches*

*clears throat*

Man oh man... you know, sometimes I forget this place has five bedrooms....

(@Mia2Neverland)

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland Ohh, sssuuurrreeee... Nanny can teach her lickity split, and I can toss you poptarts once a week. 😉

Now c’mere so’s I can have my wicked way with you!

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland Yeah?? *searches her face* You really ok with this, Darlin’?

I know becomin’ a mom was a big adjustment for you and I... well it ain’t my body that’ll be playin’ landlord first nine months!

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland *lets her go, laughing*

Caaaannnn... adult conversations lead to adult activities? *waggles brows*

That is how the little tykes get here after all!

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland *wraps arms around her and pulls her close so she can’t escape*

The good Lord saw fit to bring us into this earth-

*playfully holds her struggling*

-just like this... stop yer wrigglin’! *laughs*

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland No! No! I mean.... if you’re really wantin’ to, but there’s one for us, one for Lizzie.... that’s three rooms we can.. *kisses shoulder* do with *kisses other shoulder* as we please *kisses back of her neck*

What do you think?

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland No, no, it’s just a little red, here, I’ll rub it for you.

So speaking of round two... I think... y’know, a lot of things deserve a-...a second go-round....

I, uh..., didn’t mean for us to be the ones runnin’ *looks expectantly*

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland *chuckles* too old? Nah. Not my sweetheart.

*kisses her cheek*

I’m just sayin’ there’s a lot a space that we got here.

Lot a space to... run around in.

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland @LizzieJMT @lillianjanew Ooo... is there anything else in here that can be all mine??

*wraps arms around her and nuzzles her neck*

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

All of #Neverland can take a seat, my darlin’ @Mia2Neverland is the best Christmas Cookie Baker. None ‘a y’all are gettin’ any this year, @LizzieJMT and I are eatin’ ‘em all.

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland @LizzieJMT @lillianjanew Wh-what?? No! There’s like ten of ‘em over there! You know I can’t make ‘em like you, babe... I’ll burn the place down!

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland @LizzieJMT @lillianjanew ...wha ee pah-ee?

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland God I love you

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

(Just gunna brush my teeth real quick, this may lead to some kissin)

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland Well...

*undoes top button*

If you’re offerin’...

😏😉

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland 😏 does this look like my first rodeo?

I’m loaning Sterling and Asia to Bert and Ams for a couple date nights in exchange for some kiddo-watchin’

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland This can be for your “have read” and the whole house for your “to be read” if you like. Or the other way ‘round, however you want it.

*kisses her forehead* I love you, Miss Mia...

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland It’s lightly insulated, so it won’t be warm in winter, but the books’ll be safe from the snow and I grabbed a dehumidifier from jake the last time I saw him. What do you think?

[Eli Traynor @traynorcommaeli]

@Mia2Neverland Remember when you were complainin’ there wasn’t space for your books cause we couldn’t leave ‘em on the floor?

Your man has come through.