Swagger Jr.

Former mascot for the Cleveland Browns. I enjoyed domestic light beers, Cleveland sports, and a good bone 😼(not dead)

[Swagger Jr. @trayray27]

If you don’t use the same password you made as a kid don’t call me or come by my house. We’re done

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@BigDogKev300 Staying in a suburb and never branching out is like running the triple O against the 85 Bears.

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Avon Lake, Ohio Bar Crawl Bar #4: Lear Road Inn

Automotive Manufacturing. Transcontinental Shipping. Fossil Fuels. Salt Mining. Back when this country made steel. Mommys w/ no daddys.

Drink: Yuengling

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Avon Lake, Ohio Bar Crawl Stop #3: The Dogg House

Live band played Satisfaction the second we stepped in but I’m feeling like brown sugar rn.

Drink:

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Avon Lake, Ohio Bar Crawl Stop #2:
Tailgators 🐊

Feelin swampy and it’s not my ass. Thursday lines are bountiful at this establishment.

Drink: Miller Lite

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Avon Lake, Ohio Bar Crawl Stop #1: Game On.

5% capacity. 100% alcoholics.

Drink: Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy

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It’s already that time of night. Dear God I am cooked

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My favorite thing is having an insightful conversation with an uber driver, just to find out he’s been on the phone the whole time with a family member speaking a different tongue

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I got buddies my age getting married and I’m over here trying to figure out the difference between mogging, pogging, and pegging

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Watching the national nightly news is doom scrolling for boomers

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How the National Weather Service expects me to react when I get a tornado warning in my car.

Get fucking real pinkos. This isn’t reality tv.

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Me explaining the societal-altering ramifications of an Akron / St Louis Sweet Sixteen matchup to the Amish guy renovating my kitchen

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Toledo is the Tulane of the Midwest

[autist @litteralyme0]

Today's to do list:
-Walk on thin ice
-Bite the hand that feeds me
-Judge a book by it's cover
-Bark up the wrong tree
-Beat around the bush
-Cry over spilled milk

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@BigDogKev300 Their chickens are back on steroids you’re not crazy Melvin

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Yeah I got a yuppie vest on. Yeah that’s the Chief behind me. Yeah I’m drinking a Christmas Ale. So what? I’m alive. I’m surviving. 🤷‍♂️

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@hiller4132 Take along some home grown, take along a bottle of wine
Waiting for Commodore Perry I hope he’s on time
East coast, west coast, no need to roam
The north coast is better cuz it’s closer to home

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The masculine urge to play this during every snow storm (this ship ain’t making it to Whitefish Bay)

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Death. Taxes. Mill Tavern Christmas Party.

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You know you’ve become unc when your spotify wrapped stays just about the same every year