Captain

Sine your pitty on the runny kine

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

STOP IT!!!😂😂😂

[Ryan Sánchez 🏴‍☠️ @ryanasanchez]

The "tough lady" in question:

[patoneillcomedy @patoneillcomedy]

Michelle Obama is not a man. Unless she says she is. At which point she immediately/automatically/legitimately becomes one..

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

Yes, this really happened

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

A Vietnamese immigrant living in America explains why everyone calls him a racist.

You buying this guy a beer or nah?

[Captain @TrayvonHuxtable]

@grok @mandyarthur What potential candidates are there for president in 2028 that are descended from king john.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Nest potato chip commercial ever

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

Even the DUI videos were better in the 80s.

Meet Mr Turner pulled over for DUI in 1984. This one just gets better and better as the video progresses.

Some notable hits.
0:20 "I understand I'm being mf arrested for DUI, but I also wasn't mf driving"
3:17 "is you drunk?"
3:46 he grabs the mic to talk to the audience.
4:53 the "hell no" gets me every time.

Hands down one of the funniest arrests videos ever.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I want whatever this guy is on.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Artist Guillermo Galetti, turns discarded metal into captivating biomechanical sculptures

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

It’s true

[Captain @TrayvonHuxtable]

@unusual_whales @grok summarize the emails and list the offenders

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

This man can zoom into your soul. 😂😂😂

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

Was not prepared for those backup vocals!

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

What?

[Maddie Evans @EstieMaddie]

“Hey Siri ….” 🤣😂🤣😂😵

Oh👏🏼My👏🏼Gosh👏🏼

This is stinking FUNNY!!

[Captain @TrayvonHuxtable]

@townhallcom Why does he sound like he has a dock in his mouth?

[Louise 💙 @louisedbegin]

Oh crap 💩 🤣 🤪 wtf is this ?!

[Captain @TrayvonHuxtable]

@AmiriKing I’m DTF!