Carlos the Tackle

Six pieces of Lego . . . . Seven if I'm near an A&E

[Carlos the Tackle @trazman72]

@benonwine We really did peak as a species about 20 years ago. Not sure you actually do believe this shite or just fanning the flames but Lord, just bring on the comet and wipe us all out. Let the octopus’ have their turn in charge.

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@trussliz Shove a peacock through a fax machine and its screams make more sense than you . . .

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@Lady_FanAccount Lysette Anthony who now lives a few doors down from me in Liverpool ! Think she’s been filming Hollyoaks for the last year or two.

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@ZiaYusufUK Explain like I’m 5 years old, exactly how this works ? A Royal Navy destroyer rams a dinghy ?? Or do we open fire on it ?? Or do we sail into French territorial waters ??

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@FIFAcom

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@LNallalingham Grow up lad 😏

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@Jenniferarcuri Does Boris shout Latin when he cums ?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage

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@usmntonly No lads, it’s because everyone else is fed up of your Orange Shitler acting like an old Soviet prima donna. You’re too busy motor-boating his bloated cheeks to notice 😏

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@EssexPR @realDonaldTrump Your tongue is so far up his arse you can taste his breakfast

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@BorisJohnson You’ve made a career of pulling the wool over people’s eyes you treacherous swamp weasel. Repeatedly sacked for lying, cheated on your missus, ninety twelve kids and a Russian stooge. Probably got one of those weird ‘outy’ belly buttons as well. Tw4t

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@Nigel_Farage Oooooh let’s have Putin as your home secretary !!!!

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@Nigel_Farage Did Putin buy you that house ?

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@semenyo924 @afcbournemouth @LiverpoolFC @premierleague As a Kop season ticket holder I can only apologise and assure you that the rest of us embarrassed and disgusted. Fair play to how you handled it and for your goals. Best of luck for the rest of the season 👍🏻

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@VEventHorizonV @JournoJones05 @rustyrockets Yeah. That’s why our schools are so much safer ya fuckin bellend.

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@realrxAFC Bob Geldof bought your house ya scruffy cunt 😂

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@BorisJohnson Who’s Charlotte Owen mate ?? Have you bought Lebedev something nice for Christmas ?

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@Nigel_Farage

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@trussliz @RachelReevesMP Shut up Liz you insufferable twonk. You’re literally the kid in class who wasn’t allowed glue in case you ate it.

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@trussliz Are you autistic on some level ? Surely you see the irony here ??