Tim Berndt

I'll put something good here when it comes to me.

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

I've decided that I will never get a hookah, because I would smoke it way too much.

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

Me, hookah, and s beautiful evening. What more could I want?

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

I just don't care about the twitters anymore.

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

@hmgoad yes, yes we can

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

I don't know what I hate more: when people misuse your and you're, or when people compassion about it.

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

RT @jiadarola I love that Elysium's plot basically stems from a case of stop-and-frisk.//that observation actually made me like it a bit

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

I HATE the term "man cave".

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

I'm hoping that tweeting will magically wake me up.

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

What's happening right now besides having to go to work at ungodly hours?

[Marcus Chown @marcuschown]

She wrote the most important astrophysics PhD of the 20th century yet hardly anyone knows her name...

[Michael Shermer @michaelshermer]

World Elephant Day. We should extend the moral sphere to include elephants along with chimps, gorillas, orangs, dolphins, porpoises & whales

[Science News @ScienceNews]

Experimental vaccine protects against #malaria in early test: http://t.co/3PigeYx4J8

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

@hmgoad @ShanRammah uhh... actually I think my soul is doing just fine :)

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

@ShanRammah Well then why is mine still broken?

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

@jiadarola who's your dream team for the 2016 presidential election?

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

@ShanRammah Just forfeit and come watch a movie instead.

[Scientific American @sciam]

Solitary Confinement Is Cruel and Ineffective http://t.co/VhX1Bq31wv

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

"should have been able to pilfer from it and annex its sophisticated products to their sick dreams." - Hitchens

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

"It is a tragic and potentially lethal irony that those who most despise science and the method of free inquiry

[Tim Berndt @trberns]

"Does your shit run deep, Henry?" "Isn't it enough to know that my shit runs at all?"