Jabie Scarlett

Not everybody can handle my awesomeness.
I like @'s!

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Intelligence is the new little black dress.

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@RealAlexJones Hearing you "worry" about validity of sources is the funniest thing I've heard this decade 🤣

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@s8n I bet you would be cheering them on if it was his dick in her mouth 🤣

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I'm so high right now that I tried to use my ice cream sandwich to shine a light on the remote.

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Boobs are just rollercoasters for nipples.

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I'm hot.
*removes pants*

I'm hungry.
*makes food*

I'm cold.
*puts pants back on*

^ my entire life

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I'm pretty sure beatboxing was created because someone never grew out of the "oh this sound is fun!" stage of babyhood.

And I'm forever grateful.

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@madhatterpress @RealCandaceO What happened to #4?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm going to turn the universe off and then back on again and see if that works.

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Here I go,
Here I go,
Here I go again!
Girls, what's my weakness?

Men with abandonment issues.

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@justky1018 My ex was my first moaner and it was so weird 🤣

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@MikeMarutKVUE Is this the same Julio Vasquez who had SWAT called on him in San Marcos?

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@dadopotamus Reminds of that scene in Van Wilder 🤣

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@jvesdale Stop taking care of everybody else and put your needs first.

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@garywalton73 @EmbryEthan It's a cult classic.

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@AmomalypseWow @EmbryEthan @HotTopic Always ... play with their minds.

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@DMJoeBing @EmbryEthan Probably my fav line in the movie!

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@melbell876 @_troyjohnson @heatherlou_ Ew. I hope you're not a mother.

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My face tastes like cocaine.

[Jabie Scarlett @TRBLmakerJBS]

Find a man you can talk about the important stuff with.

Like, has he ever had a fart get trapped under his balls.