𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ .

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[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

the 𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑺 are 𝑺𝑨𝑭𝑬𝑹 than the truth .

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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laughter continues , eyes curved into crescents . but did i lie ?! poking other's forehead—— where'd you hide your horn , hm ?
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[𝒞𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝒴 ‍‍ * ‍‍ 𝙱ᵒ̳𝙼𝙱 @missisled]

looking around, hoping no one was around to see what just happened. lips bend into a downturned curve, brows furrowed. YOU SAID YOU SAW ONE !! * 💢

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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snatching sweet treat out of air , teary - eyed act replaced with cheshire cat grin . close enough , mr . hero . you'll go far .
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

uh... no. but i have grape? it's green! it's * close enough, right? —— waving the lollipop in the air.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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bursting into unrestrained laughter , tears in eyes . GOTCHA !! you really thought there'd be a unicorn ?! damn , you're * sooooo gullible .
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[𝒞𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝒴 ‍‍ * ‍‍ 𝙱ᵒ̳𝙼𝙱 @missisled]

HECK YEAH I WANNA SEE !! oh god you're lucky you got to—— squinting at the screen before processing the situation. blink, blink. pushing the device away. LIAR.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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the charade continues with an emphasised * sniffle . i hate strawberry ... do you have sour apple ?
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

( * ‼️ ) ah... well... maybe one lollipop... wouldn't be too bad... do you like strawberry.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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bottom lip jutting out . eyes rounded , teary . but you're * my hero . and heroes give their fans candy .
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

no. sorry. only heroes and good civilians get sweet treats.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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none of those words are in my vocabulary . sorry , no can do ! i'll have the * lollipop though .
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

depends, will you join hands with me on the path to heroism and good deeds. i'll give you a lollipop.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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okay , oooookay , jeez !! you're a goody - two - shoes , i get it ! hands placed on other's arms . WILL YOU STOP SHAKING ME ?!
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

the shaking worsens. NO. i refuse! i'm only training so much only to do good, you can't change my mind!

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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whips out his phone . wanna see ? it looks kinda dopey . i got a gooood * clear picture of it—— screen pressed in front of other's face , unicorn filter activated .
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[𝒞𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝒴 ‍‍ * ‍‍ 𝙱ᵒ̳𝙼𝙱 @missisled]

GASPS ‼️ NO WAY ? where did you see them ? are they really how they said they would be like ? jumping around him as he asks a variety of questions on the mythological creature.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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oh , yeah ... nodding , leaning in conspiratorially . unicorns are definitely real . i've * seen one !
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[𝒞𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝒴 ‍‍ * ‍‍ 𝙱ᵒ̳𝙼𝙱 @missisled]

that's what a lot have said, yes. raising his arms up. and i am just a mere believer. okay, but i believe whatever people say. did you know unicorns are real ? they have been spotted somewhere, y'know.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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head bobbing with each shake . easy—— just be a * villain ... cheshire cat grin .
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

shaking the latter by the shoulders —— THAT'S JUST THE FORGET PART. if anything, that will make them * not forgive us even more! how am i to be a hero if the people hate me

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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so are you saying elves are real too ?! and that they prepare BILLIONS of presents for an old guy to deliver on a FLYING SLEIGH in ONE NIGHT ?! and NO ONE'S SEEN HIM ?!
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[𝒞𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝒴 ‍‍ * ‍‍ 𝙱ᵒ̳𝙼𝙱 @missisled]

i assume so !! he lives there with his wife and the elves and the reindeers—— REINDEERS ARE REAL !!! so that means santa 𝗰𝗮𝗻 be too ... no ... i've never done that in my life.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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do you know what would make them forgive and forget us faster ? knocking them out ...
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

i thought the aegyo would help the elderly forgive us faster. come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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it isn't ! but i can tell when you say the word differently WITHIN THE SPAN OF A SENTENCE !
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

how would you know? thought it wAsN't iN yOuR vOcAbULaRy

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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oh yeah ? along with a gazillion elves and rudolph the red nosed reindeer ? pfft—— don't tell me you leave cookies and milk out for him on christmas eve , too ?
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[𝒞𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝒴 ‍‍ * ‍‍ 𝙱ᵒ̳𝙼𝙱 @missisled]

brows furrowed as he crossed his arms. doesn't he live in the north pole ? maybe you think he isn't real because you've never been to the north pole.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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saaaaww ... hold on—— that's not how you say it !
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

oh, that's okay. we can practice. say: "sorry." repeat after me, saw. wiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[pat🐸 @patungie]

he’s so cute and cool at the same time🤏🏻

[cr: biibubiibu ]

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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... ooooh ~ are we gonna have to have * the talk ? brows wiggling .
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[𝒞𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝒴 ‍‍ * ‍‍ 𝙱ᵒ̳𝙼𝙱 @missisled]

... how do you know he 𝗶𝘀𝗻'𝘁 ? actually, there 𝗶𝘀 harm in making anyone cry. where's the fun in that ? * 😕

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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opposing hand on other's shoulder , cranium leaning forward for emphasis ... * that's not in my vocabulary .
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

hand on the latter's shoulder. —— * we're both saying sorry.

[𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ . @trckochet]

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* you can say sorry , and while they're distracted , i egg them from the back .
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[𝑙ike ‍ 𝑖t's ‍ ─┈ ‍𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐. @magntsm]

okay, * fine. but only if they don't give candy and we have to say sorry after.