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i like long walks on the beach (off the lead of course) i stalk people on twitter and facebook and enjoy sniffing both male+female dog's bums:)

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@itv2 #Essex essex's ugly betty, still so jeal

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@itv2 #Essex Ah Arg still water 4 dinner?

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@itv2 #Essex nothings working????? ...stop eating Arg!!

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i heard mel gibson and tom cruize are .............

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@caoimhetierney those gypsy bastards, i think they gave me a lifetime dose of rhianna, i mean diarrhoea!!

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@MissAmyChilds do u reckon u can vagazzle a dog?

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i was talking about mel gibson

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holy shit!!just heard mel givson is suing someone about a twitter comment... what a faggot!

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@justinbieber i've got beaver fieber

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when my mammy takes me 4a walk and i do a poo, she pretends to text people on her phone and pretends she doesn't see it!!!!

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i'm off 4 a walk in de park, going to pee on some trees and daffodils.

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no one got anything to say about christian bale?

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@planetjedward what have ye bin up to 2day? have u had ur cocopops and haribo yet?

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Yes, this is how I spend my days off. RT @jimalkhalili: Just spent two hours talking quantum mechanics (Dirac notation!) with @daraobriain

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@daraobriain do ya like dags dara?

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@andrewstoneuk u look really lovely today andrew xxx

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@justinbieber hey beiber has ur girlfriend seen ur beaver yet?

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@andrewstoneuk love how u explain how the universe came to be... genius xx ps. Are you a scientologist?

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@andrewstoneuk Is Jesus single??

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@andrewstoneuk i love you, ur a genius...marry me!!