Unagi! 𓃵

freelance model | most of my tweets happen past 2am | my social media is an extremely inaccurate perception of who I really am |

[Unagi! 𓃵 @trebla_xo]

@emmycantread

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“I’m here with our Daddy. Daddy doesn’t sleep till 2am, he’s constantly strategizing on how to make Nigeria better”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Unagi! 𓃵 @trebla_xo]

so I’m hearing Divine is dropping new music tomorrow. I’m ready for it

[Ibeh @masurge7]

I never Knew there could be Diehard enemies of Nigeria until I met APC supporters.

You post about how 42 students are still in captivity in Borno, and one agbaya comes from nowhere to tell you "..cry till tomorrow it's Tinubu till 2031..."

[Unagi! 𓃵 @trebla_xo]

one day I’m going to get a drawing tablet so I can do digital art. Like I need that so badly, just saw a TikTok and I just need to make a mental note to invest in it next year

[UptownOfLagos @Uptownoflagos]

‘City Boy Movement’ has a Peter Obi monitoring department but no Tinubu performance monitoring unit or even for Atiku 😂😂😂

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the way new generations will never understand how huge her ass seemed to us back then… 😭

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[⭐️ @melissaakoree]

i love when people make it painfully obvious they're into you

[Tax Verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

Why are threesomes only for sex, why can't I join some random couples in arguments

[David @daveek10]

Buying Onana and Bayindir back in 2023 instead of handing the No.1 to Dean Henderson has proven to be a monumental waste of money and time for everyone

This club could have had Henderson & Kovar as GK options but as usual this club like wasting money

[bebel pastel @jaybinheart]

quando eu tiver um filho vou tirar um monte de fotos assim p ele poder usar de foto de perfil no privado do insta

[Manzi @ClixWell]

“A way forward.”

[Fulu @fufsie]

@ClixWell @Forever_FiFi We are touching base and aligning, so we can make sure we are all on the same wave length, and pivot to the North Star, with a strategy that is not a silver bullet, but needle shifting change, ensuring there is a quick TAT on all low hanging fruits. I hope this answers you😂

[SZOBOSZLAI DEL ROJO @esquizofrendea]

Subi un estado a WhatsApp

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

But why do you want them to continue leading in Federal? Why do you want their leadership to continue as president?

This is my big question.

[Specter @DemonFramed]

This film is an accurate representation of society.

People hate on it because society tells them to. Most people don’t form their own opinions, they just repeat whatever the internet says.

Anyone who can actually think for themselves knows Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man, and The Amazing Spider Man 2 is still the best live action Spider-Man film.

[gst @wearegst]

Every flight ticket out of a Nigerian airport includes a Passenger Service Charge (PSC), typically around ₦2,000 for domestic flights and up to $100 for international flights.

Passengers are literally paying for functioning conveyor belts, cooling systems, and clean restrooms.

So yes, 'rushing to social media' is well within their rights.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Didn’t get a chance to see my wife’s boobs before I left for work. Day ruined. Fuck everything.

[⛓️‍💥 @PalladinoPt2]

On God u niggas been lying about Spider-Man 3 FOR DECADES

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Even people who didn’t fuck around are finding out in this Lagos.