Every time I'm in a jet plane I jerk off in the bathroom, but I do not look at porn.
Being inside the White man's creation--the jet airplane--is incredibly arousing.
In light of everything about Ed Sheeran I want to mention I've been a hater for over a decade. Not because of his music, but because of that dogshit performance on top gear where he repeatedly ran into the grass and ran the 2nd slowest time ever recorded in the Astra.
Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, the 2026 George Russell Mercedes experience started playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️