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@TheRealVuduDahl Possible identities are bounded by numerous constraints- some biological, many merely circumstances of fate like money. From there much identity building is cultural but a key to who you become as you build is how much you feel free to *explore* the possibilities & try stuff on

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@g0thgoblin I’m pretty sure the candy wasn’t actually inspired by the flavor of his dick and he’s just trying to manage your expectations and save you from that disappointment. I could be wrong, I don’t know how candy gets invented

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This is aging like fine wine.

Go @Lions & @JaredGoff16

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If the @Lions make the NFC Championship game, let alone win the #SuperBowl, then the Stafford-Goff QB swap will be the greatest trade in @NFL history

@RamsNFL

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Definitely not photoshop
#WGAstrong #SAGAFTRAstrong

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@NFL can someone in the stats department tell me the last time the @Lions, @Browns , @Raiders, and @nyjets were all undefeated to start the season? It’s a different league

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Ok, hear me out here - If @taylorswift13 went on tour with the @spicegirls…

She could be Pumpkin Spice

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@tcarmody This is just to say

I have dug up
the shattered visage
that was in
the sand

And which
was probably
causing
your despair

Forgive me
it was colossal
So boundless
and so bare

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“Delete your period apps” escalated to Gen Z teaching each other spy craft and insurrectionist techniques on TikTok real fast

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Game 6 Dray!!!
#NBAFinals @warriors

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@JambaJuice how is it that different locations have such different policies about giving you the extra when they make too much? Some are super happy to leave you with a bonus & make your day. Others seem to delight in pouring it down the drain. What’s official policy? So bummed

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Almost all y’alls’ hot takes on this are pure trash. And, yeah, you’re probably not the exception here

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We need a word for the relationship that forms at @IKEA when you & a stranger enter at the same time & move through the display homes at the same pace & you overhear enough about their nesting that you know them intimately by the end & then never see them again.

A Swedish word

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TIL: In a pinch, gummy bears are a piss poor substitute for ear plugs

@ForestGummies, sorry not sorry

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@JosephEller3 @upnatom2 @NFLonCBS @tracywolfson 👩‍🍳 starts with a C

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TFW you realize that #Spencer, @LambMovie, & @TitaneMovie are actually a trilogy.

Each distinct in its voice and wildly imaginative yet all thematically coherent and in conversation with each other

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The @Chiefs slow start to the season and the scheduling gods have made it so that almost every division game that KC & @PatrickMahomes have played has been for sole possession of first place in the AFC West. How do you play for first every single week?! What a league!

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I didn’t immediately notice what an achievement this is because I’ve never seen it done with such commitment. Subtitles make English the default. Their omission is a powerful choice

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The new #WestSideStory does a truly remarkable yet almost invisible thing:

All spoken Spanish is presented without subtitles. Everything makes perfect sense anyway and this choice elevates the Spanish to stand on equal footing with the English.