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09/18/1957

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@atensnut Time to go pray on the doorstep of every mosque.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Funny and sad since it is so true.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@miracles7k My month and a half old granddaughter.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It !

Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

[Anti Woke Memes @AntiWokeMemes]

@libsoftiktok @DairyQueen Make it make sense.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@fartbuttjr @Polymarket I thought it was housing challenged.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@FFT1776 And after the merger he will raise rates 5% anyways.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@WesternLensman She would destroy the country because she didn't win. Like a child throwing a temper tantrum.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@hrspwr @SaltyGoat17 Pulling back on the yoke to level an aircraft is so simple anyone can do it. Even taking off isn't that difficult. Landing an aircraft is the difficult part. And yes, I speak from experience as a private pilot.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@TuckerCarlson Fear mongering at its finest. Give the nuclear scare a rest already!

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@jamesfishback And I should care why?

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@Conservatixe And your point is?

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@JulieBorowski Open the doors of your home and invite some illegals in. Let me know how it foes.

[Jeff Dunham @jeffdunham]

Tonight, we steal… HALLOWEEN! 🌙🎃
Every year, the Dunham family goes all out for Halloween… and this year, things got downright DESPICABLE! 💛🍌
I became GRU-FA-FA, @AudreyEDunham transformed into LUCY WILDE, and Jack and James went completely BANANAS as MINIONS! Even the dogs joined in, with Sam as a MINION and Doug as Gru's not-so-cuddly dog, KYLE! 🐶
I'm not saying we're planning to steal the moon… but I wouldn't leave it unattended! 🌙😂
Happy Halloween from our family to yours! Welcome to DUNSPICABLE ME!
What do you think of this year's costumes?!
#HappyHalloween #DunspicableMe #DespicableMe #Minions #JeffDunham

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@PapiTrumpo Bet she will. Doubt he managed to knock the stupid out of her.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Sharing from Fb:

Rifles were involved in 401 deaths last year. Constipation kiIIed 901.

So being full of shit
like liberals, kiIIs more people than rifles do.

😂😂😂

PC: Unknown.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@MikeMass2020 @RobSchneider @margbrennan As far as they are concerned, it isn't rape. They consider it consensual sex.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@Sassafrass_84 I don't want my granddaughter growing up in a one party state.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@Sassafrass_84 Even if Steve Hilton is elected governor it'll be an uphill battle for his to accomplish anything given the state assembly will still be almost entirely blue.

[treecatt @treecatt3]

@GovernorVA Sure they're the best of the best in their fields. I totally believe that.