tereza ☾ ♡

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[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

Maybe bring it back down juuust a little so ya girl can buy a few more coins, THEN we can go to the moon #dogecoin 🥲🚀

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

I feel about this new twitter/X update the same way I feel about this.

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

ew gross, another year of misery #MyTwitterAnniversary

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

update: we bonded over the 7 days we lived together. little evil monster cuddles me now

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

I’ve been living with this thing. I have a few more days to go. Every night he gets possessed. I’ve had 9 hours of sleep in the past four days because he jumps on me like this while I’m asleep. I want to die.

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

I realized that if I die, there are no videos of me to create a cool montage. I’m gonna have the most uncool montage

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

@avadanesh @selinexb Honestly I was gonna say 5’6 too! Lol

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

@lovetampabae @UberFacts PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING ON VIVA PAPERTOWELS. You guys get it 🥹

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

@B1ahZay I do it to let them know I wanna fight them

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

I know it’s gonna be a bad day when my car automatically connects to my bluetooth and starts playing the U2 album I DELETED A FEW MONTHS AGO WHAT THE FUCK

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

I drove around to three stores and at the fourth, I got her a v-day heart cake because they didn’t have anything else. She’s not picky at all, I just hate that I can’t make it more about her birthday because it’s her BIRTHDAY 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

I hate Valentine’s Day. It’s my mom’s birthday today and every year I have to drive around to different places to get birthday stuff because stores think birthdays don’t exist the week before Valentine’s Day. It’s fucked up

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

One of the worst feelings

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

@Twittaskic @Instacart they add less than what they are supposed to. I just go by what their rules say. If it’s over a certain amount in weight, we are supposed to get a specific amount as heavy pay. Not asking for anything more than what I signed up for.

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

@Twittaskic @Instacart Me and some other shoppers have noticed this to be a common thing. Once in a while I do see a higher pay, but I wanna say half the time, it stays the same, even with no refunds. Also if there isn’t any heavy pay for an order that needs it, they not only fight you to not pay,

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

@InstacartHelp help

[tereza ☾ ♡ @treeeeeeeeez]

Imagine being bad at every game in general 😔

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

one of the worst feelings in the world is being bad at a game you're obsessed with