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I am zak and wheezie 🐉

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if i cry hard enough will i start losing water weight ??? or does it not work like that?

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@Robby_Thursdays 👀🧐

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@Robby_Thursdays Ultimately, Rob, this is your own choice 😌

[B @b_w_nyc]

I will never relate with someone keeping their face so private on Grindr. Almost every gay man and literally every republican man is on it. Why are you hiding?

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@Robby_Thursdays This is exactly what I want to do

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@Robby_Thursdays Not with me :)

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Reasons I cannot return to work post 2 mo sabbatical:
1. Have been high 18 hrs a day since 4/2
2. Have not worn underwear once since aforementioned date
3. Actively boycotting all Microsoft platforms for personal reasons
4. Still depressed lowkey

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The word you’re looking for is glisten

[bloomelle @bloomele_]

when the sun makes the water glitter

[m @sus2chainz]

it’s so nice out i should quit my job today

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My uncanny ability to solely fall in love with married men should be clinically studied fr

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Girls I’m so high I though Abby Lee Miller defied all odds

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

No competition at all.. Jennifer Tilly bodied them

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@cujadf Absolutely not diva! Do what you have to do

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@Robby_Thursdays It’s you, babe

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@thisisAlanTurk If I looked like this, I wouldn’t be sad about anything either

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@NoGym365

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GET A DEGREE

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Decided to follow my dream, because a professional dancer/performer, with no college degree. Got severely injured 10 years later. Can’t dance, have no qualifications for anything else, depressed AF, barely surviving… YAY! At least I have cute pics in all of my old costumes

[Afolabi Sokeye 🧱 @SokeyeA]

What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?

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Management,

I’d like to extend my sincere gratitude for this opportunity; however, due to fundamental creative differences, this will be my last 12 hours on earth x

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It’s 2016 all over again - I’m in NYC depressed AF smoking cigs and chugging black coffee

[mikey 🕺✨ @mikeytalks2much]

when a guy has a hairy little tummy it’s like yayyyyy