Eli

Floor slapping advocate

[Eli @treeli_]

@JackMiller02 This man has won me multiple championships with advice while simultaneously kicking my ass in our league

[Eli @treeli_]

@XapiBets @legalizethebet @TheRichieRich10 @topshot_updates “Real collectors” 😂top shot hasn’t existed for 6 months and you’re already gate-keeping

[Maha Sattva @Maha_Sattva]

One person who Retweets this and Follows me will win a free Print of my new Painting of Mac. I’ll pick someone in like 6 hours. Gooo

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

Day 69 of quarantine: got in a rap battle with a chair

[Maha Sattva @Maha_Sattva]

ONE PERSON WHO RETWEETS THIS WILL WIN AN ORIGINAL PAINTING OF WHOEVER THEY WANT, BY ME. I’ll pick a winner tomorrow. Go.

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

Day 18 of quarantine: had a rap battle with the dish washer

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

My favorite random sports memory is when this dude fell 4 stories out of the sky and Tony Hawk was like "damn can't believe he made that 720...pretty sick"

[Eli @treeli_]

Things that make upset to think about because of how they ended:
1. Derrick rose on the bulls
2. Game of thrones

[Eli @treeli_]

This is a personal attack

[LILAFRIMANE @LORAFRIMANEE]

why this nigga stand like this lmaooo

[LILAFRIMANE @LORAFRIMANEE]

why this nigga stand like this lmaooo

[Eli @treeli_]

@SeanyG636 @UWMadison Hope u gave Abe’s statue a foot rub

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

With the All Star game at the United Center tonight it would be a real shame if #FireGarPax started trending tonight. A real shame.

Please don’t retweet this because then it might get #FireGarPax trending

[Eli @treeli_]

#stringsramen

[Eli @treeli_]

@CoachCoughlinLZ Congrats coach!

In other news sry about that sports center highlight...

[Eli @treeli_]

New nba logo let’s get it done #RIPMamba

[Eli @treeli_]

All my hard work has paid off. After years of saying #re2pect in random situations even when absolutely no one gets the joke, Jeter gets inducted and we are BACK!

[Eli @treeli_]

2020 is a huge year for New Years glasses. 2019 was just an absolute train wreck

[Eli @treeli_]

👀👀👀BIG STUFF

[New Trier Trevians Boys Volleyball @NTBVB]

Congrats to Peter Brown and Colin Heath!

Big things still ahead in their senior year but USC and George Mason are getting two outstanding student athletes!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Eli @treeli_]

It’s low key awesome some of us were born in the year 2000, very slept on how cool of a year that is