detlef shrempf

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

I was never uncomfortable watching sex scenes until Boardwalk Empire and Steve Buschemi fucking bitches...very strange

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

@philo_quotes

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

Humanity needs to learn the difference between the internet and a diary

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

One day I will do a burger tour of this country. I swear I will.

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

@ibnikkic huh?

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

I will never understand how a white person with dreads is racist lol fuck some people's thoughts seriously

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

The irony of trying to look like a good person but bashing an organization that helps countless people https://t.co/2s1Q8cfH2K

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

"Fast forward and other functionality may not be available during this program" FUCK OFF AND DIE ARE YOU KIDDING

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

This is lame as shit https://t.co/B2dMuNS9sJ

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

The amount of people who talk about tequila like they know anything other than don Julio or patron is embarrassing lol

[detlef shrempf @treeluvr_]

College students need to stop getting pets and naming them Vladimir

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Funny they serve drinks at #TUS airport at 6am but no sushi til 10. TG I have my own.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

#NotAllDentists

[‘88 Clyde Drexler @XenGod]

Meek bout to throw a note pad on a ouija board Snupe jus gon write smh 6x