Jonathan E. Riesbeck

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@deg_ape I’m more disappointed in every developer who abandoned their $Solana coins, effectively rugged, and then “relaunched” the exact same coin on Robinhood to capitalize on the momentum. I’m sure you can find decent coins on Robinhood like any chain, but that was super bogus.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@cryptobullying I thought shirtless buff crypto bros faking huge profits and smashing stuff was done a year ago, but here we are. Wait for the inevitable, “I lost all my money on crypto” smashing video as a sequel. Sad that his dad got into it.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@Voltlx Riiight, when the LP is not even $2MM. I definitely own some, but these posts are getting a bit ridiculous. If someone actually did this, we would’ve experienced a giant crash.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@YourAnonNews Yep, we all keep our gum and nicotine in tiny clear baggies, that is a realistic statement.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@_TruthZone_ Turkish transplant.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@msilvaplata @isaacrrr7 Self defense would not apply if after the first punch, the aggressor was clearly incapacitated.

Except he threw another punch, which is why he got the follow up. I think the attempted second punch ruined any argument against it not being self-defense.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@stealthlauncher I mean, if you go to MIT and tuition is that high, I would at least expect a graduation panther.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@JJjrgamer1968 @realphilhendrie This post is a masterclass in saying a bunch of words without saying anything at all.

[dark @stealthlauncher]

1.3m in volume in an hour..... 283 members in an hour.

The ca for the sustainable version of this is:
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[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@stealthlauncher I repost for free, and no one should ever accuse @stealthlauncher to be a bot or scammer. Probably one of the few true humans left on X. Go 🚀

[dark @stealthlauncher]

Bought another million $🚀 and added 2 $SOL to the small LP pool.

👀 Slowly at first............ Then 🚀🚀🚀

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@stealthlauncher Pretty sure how crypto works is just a video of some dude in Russia huffing jenkem

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@BagsApp Just don’t eat the Rocky Mountain oysters

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@joerogan Remember how Houdini died? Usyk vs Verhoeven was close, but this is a guy about to get his spleen ruptured.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

There are basic rules of how men's suits work. Thought @PeteHegseth would be dialed into rules of engagement.

This is the kind of fit I'd expect from a badly coordinated prom group.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@stealthlauncher Are you still doing the 501c3?

Sorry, $genius gave me abandonment issues,

But you still haven’t blocked me after a year of drunk messages. @stealthlauncher is one of the real ones

[dark @stealthlauncher]

Added the rocket to my name and now Elon is asking me if I want to pay to get verified again. Ser..... I'm paid up for the year. Let's go plz. The rocket is leaving soon. 🚀🚀🚀

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@Dratz99 @coldtrz Yeah, this should be the top comment. Dude did not rug trillions unless you think he rugged Elon Musk’s entire net worth.

He was watching a bunch of fake numbers on the screen and caught those fake numbers going back down to other fake numbers.

Good for his view count though.

[Jonathan E. Riesbeck @treesbeck]

@stealthlauncher I could tell, which is why I trusted it. Joined when you mentioned $48K, now it’s $70K+.

A cricket escaped from my daughter’s leopard gecko cage and is going nuts, want to make a $cricket coin? Kidding.

Be staking soon. Thanks again for 🥷dev’ing like a boss.