𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝

alt of @nottreffy for when I'm rate limited

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @nottreffy]

𝘞𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 .ᐣ

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

i think you have a drinking problem.

[𝑀͜𝐞𝖑𝐚𝐧𝐜𝖍𝐨𝖑𝐲 ‍ ‍☾.݁ᛪ༙ ‍ ‍ℛ̰͠𝐞𝐪𝐮𝖎𝐞𝖒. @eclipsedwoe]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀i want MORE shots . 🎉 #BeachVania

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[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

i've never slept with a vampire.

i have fucked one though.

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

Thinking about how i told Sypha there was no messiah in the sewers. I was right. She never seems to remember that fact.

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe you shouldn't talk to god like that. last time i did he turned death brit*sh.

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

i'm whimsical as hell.

[𝑀͜𝐞𝖑𝐚𝐧𝐜𝖍𝐨𝖑𝐲 ‍ ‍☾.݁ᛪ༙ ‍ ‍ℛ̰͠𝐞𝐪𝐮𝖎𝐞𝖒. @eclipsedwoe]

and that’s coming from *me .

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe that's called getting drunk, alucard. it's supposed to poison you.

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe what if we got one million beers. . . and then one million more beers .ᐣ

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

nomad.

Not having enough service at work to send my funny videos in replies

[𝐀𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @dhampir_prince]

-𝕬𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖉-
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[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe no, yours came from the stand. i did find a treat in the trash barrel however. they told me it was called a corned dog. you eat it with mustard.

[𝐝𝖗𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚 @sumaeternus]

there ⠀are ⠀no ⠀innocents ﹐ not https://t.co/j9hw6eICgl

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe no. i want you to eat your burger.

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

sypha does this to me and calls me an omega. still not sure what fish oil has to do with anything.

[𓍯𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 🎸 @ariajluzz]

how to train your white boy

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

varney did this to me when I fought him

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe what the fuck is an america .ᐣ i was told this cheese is an artisanal craft cheese. well, the vendor merely said craft, but anything craft must be artisanal. i got a discount on it because i purchased a 'six pack' of 'miller light'. the vendors here have such strange wares.

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe are you pregnant or just trying to fatten yourself up for winter .ᐣ your back is large. i'll return soon.

[ soon minutes later. ]

right, i think i got the order correct.

[ setting down a single cheeseburger. ]

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

gotta get a little jester hat too. . . 💭 *

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

i'm frothing at the mouth like a rabid badger

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

this alone as lingerie

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe you know what, you daft bastard .ᐣ i'm getting us food. do you want cheese on that burger .ᐣ

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe so you want buttery french buns on your meat .ᐣ [ heywaitaminute- belmont. french. ]

[𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝 @treffyisms]

@eclipsedwoe what the fuck is a brioche .ᐣ