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gf and I are in an impending move in struggle where I want the cats in the basement of the townhouse and she keeps upping the ante on things I could keep in the basement just for me

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having a very "dinner is gas station pizza" but "I'm spending all night watching Swan Lake" type of pre-three day weekend type of night

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coming back from my like year-long posting hiatus to remind everyone how good Collateral was

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straight up saved a kid's life at work today and I'm so gd tired

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RT if you're a real Metal Gear gamer who takes a 15-minute break every hour

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holy shit folx I got a new AC unit in my place and I cant even. Apprantly its suited to cool 1500 sq/f and my place is like 450 lmao

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@willmenaker katt williams' michael jackson bit lol

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@grimebeard third favorite part is at the end when dracula reveals his secret plan and he just like. did not tell any of the bad corporate investors in his looney tunes style caper what the plan was or that people were gonna die.

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@grimebeard my second favorite part of this one is when van helsing takes the elevator into dracula's secret corporate office, and the elevator door opens *directly* into his like one room office. how often is dracula getting visitors?

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fuck me for buying regular ass lemonade I guess lol

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65 year old cashier at the grocery stopping me for a solid 8 mins to excitedly tell me about how every night when he gets home he takes a scoop of vanilla ice cream in a bowl and pours an entire mikes hard lemonade over it.

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finally pulled out of my tactics ogre slump and having fun w battle lines again

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reflecting on when the coffee shop I used to go to in austin introduced empanadas to the menu but called them "seasonal harvest pillows"

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reflecting on the time I asked my die hard floyd fan dad for a floyd cd for my like 13th bday and he got me the division bell lol

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to this day idk if I believe it but thats a hilarious story to go around telling other 6th graders

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reflecting on the time as a kid where my neighborhood buddy told me he was in a sauna w kurt russel in aspen and he was hanging mad hog

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my immortal foe rn is the dickhead who is 2 inches shorter than me and he drives a dirty ass hummer 3 and squeezes into the spot next to me without PAYING and refuses to make eye contact

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hoo boy just had my first yerba mate since leaving tx and I feel like a million bucks

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finished my first week back at work after 40 days off and god damn do I love my job

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why yes the xenobian knight did crit the boss into hobryim range who critted him against the backboard that is my golem, and denam did score the dunk w 2/3 of the enemy force on field

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denam about to drop the hammer