Stuff Dan Says

ily imy ihy miml kms

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I’m a woman on the verge

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“I’m @dariennelake’s drag daughter, Fantasy Island”

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“Pregnance”

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“What is called? A whale skirt? Ohhh hoop skirt.”

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@JamesForan7 Plz

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How old were you at 13?

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“Vodka can work I have a MiO”

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You survived Auschwitz and I play soccer. Ugh tbt to the Holocaust

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LOOK HOW NICE THERE HOUSE IS FOR HAVING BOOST MOBILE

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“Her hair looks better because she flirted”

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If it’s Darude - Sandstorm im gonna slit my wrists

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workplace plrank

everyone decides to pretend ONE person in the zoom meeting is on mute. but in reality youre just deliberately ignore a coworker

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The jig is up

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I like movies that don’t pass the Bechdel Test

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“Twitter is the 4Chan of the internet”

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“My mouth is Satan’s pussy”

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We didn't have "wokeness" until Angelina Jolie taught us

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That's the whole gimmick she smells like lavender if you smell her ass

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The only person who gave me syphilis is the person I trusted the most to not give me syphilis. I'm not joking. It's sad.

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The last thing I searched on Google maps was Demi Lovato