Trent Kestler

stay hungry stay foolish

[maro @ProofofMaro]

Any sufficiently advanced scientist is indistinguishable from a schizophrenic wizard

[Trent Kestler @TRENTSTTR]

@PeteHegseth has a wider badussy than @BonnieBlue_xoxo

[Trent Kestler @TRENTSTTR]

@PeteHegseth has a wider pussy than @BonnieBlue_xoxo

[rat wizard @Im_The_Slime]

Bro you dont know birds name 5 birds bro

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨 BREAKING:

Israeli says “if Jesus returns they will kill him.”

This is the majority position of jews in israel.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i was made in a lab just for you

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

ain't no way there's billions of us and nobody got superpowers

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

not now kitten daddy has angered the gods

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

If I were a question would you answer me

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[mau @rllydu]

not my room, not my elephant

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Can I come over and do this

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

so much anger in this small little body. i feel like a chihuahua

[clare @sadderlizards]

good news! they’re taking you out back. old yeller style

[omar @DripArab]

I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFELY

[Trent Kestler @TRENTSTTR]

@micheleportie 7.5/10

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

[Halfslice 🍰 @mikey_machado]

It had to be said 🤷🏼‍♂️