Rex Mundi

Endomorphic misanthropic knuckle dragging trog*.

*Now with 10% more sloping forehead and protruding occipital ridge!

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@comicconla last year there was a booth selling containers of soft drinks with free refills. Will they be back this year?

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Starting chemo on Monday. I feel like hammered shit.

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I think I'm constipated. I've never need constipated before. Quite painful.

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@pepkey you put the mayo on the bun and grill the bun mayo side down. This also works for grilled cheese.

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@maddow @marcbernardin what a load of horse shit. You gave zero fucks and shed zero tears when the same thing happened under the Obama administration.

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@neiltyson LEGAL immigrants to the United States.

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@almightygod hey. You made him in your image.

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@KurtSchlichter @AsheSchow exactly.

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@TheRealStanLee are you no longer affiliated with Comikaze aka L.A. Comic Con? It's not being advertised this year as Stan Lee's event.

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@jetjocko @marcbernardin "every few decades racists in our government put people in camps" those racists were democrats. Medice, cura te ipsum.

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@comicconla we've been to every comikaze except the very first one.

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So, the cancer has spread. As a result, my good hand is barely usable. Ever try to wipe your ass with someone else's hand? Looks like I'll have to give up eating.

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@KatMurti @AsheSchow dangerous or not, most parents aren't fit to raise their own kids.

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@realDailyWire @AsheSchow wait. You have wacky adventures?

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apropos of nothing, this always makes me laugh.

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@JakeVandyne @danprimack there's no T in borsch.

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@AsheSchow International House Of Bullshit?

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@AsheSchow I've always thought you had to be "special" to be a Democrat.

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@HillaryClinton It has been the policy since you were in the Obama administration. Maybe you missed it because it was in an email you deleted?

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@GaltsGirl @AsheSchow that's an over simplification; isn't it?