4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:
1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese
2. Be a Temu parachute tester
3 Stick my D&@k In a blender
4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella
Yall are some Losers
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The University of Texas can now claim 10 medals at the Paris Olympics. If it were its own country, Texas would currently be tied for 12th place in the overall medal count. #HookEm
Charles Barkley apologizes to Beyonce's mom for trashing Galveston
Immediately mocks Galveston again
"That water is so dirty I'd rather go to San Antonio with those big ole' women"