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❤️🤏 mimimi

[Edits That Goes Hard 🔥 @EditsGoesHard]

THIS IS BLESSING BOTH MY EYES AND EARS OH MY LORD 🔥

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga that was they mama😭

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

topluluk notu yok - - - > demek ki gerçek

[Dr David Vernon @DrDavidVernon]

The Maias (1888) is one of the great European novels of the 19th century and Eça’s crowning achievement. Both a tragic family saga and acerbic social commentary, for me it’s a book the equal of anything by Dickens, Zola or Tolstoy and deserves to be so much better known.

[kris / snicker || deltarune ch5 spoilers @snickerolli]

THE CONTEXT OF THE MEME IS THE WOMAN SHIELDING HER HUSBAND FROM A SCIENTOLOGIST??????

[Diogo Cobain 🍂 (conta antiga/bugada) @cardoso11_10]

Rapaz Iraquiano que fala a nossa língua, estuda psicologia, faz trabalhos de tradução que tanta falta fazem em PT e plenamente integrado. Agredido na via pública.
Estamos todos de parabéns, continuem a alimentar o ódio

[Javière Chevalier 🇺🇦 🇲🇲 🇸🇩 🇬🇪 @JaviereChevali1]

Zelensky : "My congratulations to Montenegro."

...

Zelensky : "F*CK!"

[Geter #PROJETOJACKHANMA @z_geter]

Nem ferrando kkkkkkkkk existe um japonês chamado Tyson que da um salve nos otários que ficam perseguindo a mulherada! O Japão está anos luz do Brasil mesmo

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Compelling argument but

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The physics on this are worth running because "thousands of feet" sounds terrifying until you remember that height stops mattering after a few seconds.

An M&M weighs about 0.9 grams. Terminal velocity is determined by the ratio of mass to cross-sectional area. For something that light and that round, terminal velocity lands somewhere around 10 to 15 mph. A raindrop hits you harder.

J.B.S. Haldane wrote the best explanation of this in 1926: "You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes." The square-cube law means small objects have proportionally more surface area relative to their mass. Air resistance wins.

Whether you drop an M&M from 100 feet or 10,000 feet, it hits the ground at the same speed. It reaches terminal velocity in seconds. After that, gravity and drag are in equilibrium and the candy is just floating down at jogging pace.

The content is dumb for a dozen reasons. Physics danger to bystanders is not one of them.

[Nu-Metal Respecter @Steeeeeeeevens]

*Leo wakes up from a successful mustache surgery* Where’s Pedro????

Doctor: who do you think gave you the mustache.

RT if you cried.

[affe @alfosn]

Deeply fascinated by this distinctively British genre of photography

[smile2jannah @smile2jannah]

People like this know after they’ve made that comment they will not only lose their job, but they will be blacklisted from the industry. So videos like this are an exemplification of true heroism and selflessness. An honour to see.

[Darina Martykánová @DarinaMarty]

Trio Mandili. Tres músicas georgianas, majas, urbanitas folcloristas (algo muy moderno), cosmopolitas (tienen canciones en español, italiano, hebreo y ruso) y bastante feministas, por cierto. Los comentarios son un paseo por las frustraciones+fantasías de chicos con problemas.

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Can’t get over this - extremely bad luck to get bitten by a shark, extremely good luck to have a nurse, paramedic, doctor, and “A clinical professor of emergency medicine specialising in pre-hospital critical care of severe injuries, traumatic cardiac arrest” nearby!!!!

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

today is january 7th 2026, the only day you can retweet this

[Cometa @CometaZzzZ]

esse cara n tava casado com uma casa?

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

"Let the atom be a worker, not a soldier!" Soviet poster, 1967.