tressa

tell me why the stars do shine

[tressa @tressss_]

@VERSTAPPI3 @theirish_0ne i was halfway thru and lost access can you pls send it 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[cole @juul_survivor]

I haaaate the way I talk at work. Why did I just say "Let me have a look-see and I'll get back to you!" Like I would never say that

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

it could all be so simple

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[caro 🪁 @folkmoreids]

"your 20s are for-" ENOUGH. my 20s are for watching criminal minds, listening to taylor swift and absolutely nothing else.

[julia @FOAM1NG]

if i was a bunny. i would thump my foot really hard

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[𝟒:𝟒𝟒 🧚🏾‍♀️ @CiAntoinette_]

☀️

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

i can't open up my heart but i can open up this 12 pack of Dr Pep

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while

[Ryan B. Anderson @OldHollowTree]

You can win the heart of a woman by spreading goat cheese and fig jam on sourdough and giving it to her.

[pretty bitch🎀 @yuhluvkendra]

bitch yk how much i crashed out to become this peaceful

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

why touch grass when you can touch a Dr Pepper

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering