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Best naps in NYC happen at the us open

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When did saying peace in the Middle East stop being cool at the VMAs

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The VMAs is a contest to see who can be the biggest douche bag. You've lost for even wanting to win.

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Does the name Kartensen mean anything to you?

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Virgil ave hot= fans, broken AC, good humor bars, making ice cream... Forget it going to the mall

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I'm getting soft. This weather is Virgil ave apt hot and I'm about to tap out.

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Lance Stephenson makes James worthy's dribbling look like Tim hardaway

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Just watched common at the Ucla reggae fest and he said he was the lyrical Reggie Miller

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It's hilarious that the leader of North Korea has the same hair do that most of the Asian kids at my middle school had in the 90s.

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So this happened tonite

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Lappert's kona coffee ice cream just changed my life.

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Tip: don't listen to Rick James' Mary Jane on the way to work. It's only fun until you get to the office.

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Heard kid frost this is for la raza on the way in to work. I felt like my life was being soundtracked

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I have proof that eating more fruits and veggies makes you poop more.

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It'll make my day if Azarenka fakes another injury today.

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Clips up big in the first half against the Lakers! I don't know half these guys on the Lakers.

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My throat hurts from singing hail to the redskins too loud.

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Also they are only good about once every 15 years or so.

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My football and basketball teams win only when the other is winning. Means winning is really good times and losing is real bad times.

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I've probably admitted this before but I dig coldplay.