Trevor Coatney

we are here to laugh at the odds and live life so well that even death will tremple to take us

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Idk about everyone else but I can make one 18 roll pack of toliet last longer than 2 weeks

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@myth_vs_facts Eww

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How Majestic are those eyes

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@ColetonLovell My boss is 48. Let’s just say our humor is a little different

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@ColetonLovell Smooth like silk 😎

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@haleybanahan @morganleif If Morgans the funniest person you know. Then obviously you’ve never heard my jokes🙋🏼‍♂️

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@MalloryEis @morganleif Mall you and me are the same page! Reese’s are way better!!

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Cereal of choice?

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@haleybanahan You are a true American !!!

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@haleybanahan I believe in you Haley to choose the right choice

[Haley Dalton @haleybanahan]

honestly. this is some of the funniest shit i’ve ever read. @morganleif

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Has anyone actually tried this to see if it works 💁‍♂️ https://t.co/RCIqKMA4pp

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@ColetonLovell I’ll help build it and drink a few beers on it. But I wont marry you.

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@haleybanahan So tomorrow at your party...we will really be celebrating pennys birthday instead of yours!! I’ll drink to that! Love penny #blacklabsmatter

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@morganleif For the record the Cheetos where jalapeño flavored. And I left the crust on the sandwich

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@morganleif Take me somewhere sunny and 75! 🎶( everybody that read this most likely sang it)

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@haleybanahan No joke @morganleif did that same thing Tuesday morning! She tried making me toast... lol

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@morganleif @abby_leif I had to look it up ! Lol

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@CuteDogPlcs @DarianHaynes Odin’s little brother

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@haleybanahan I’ll go with you