HMRC returned my tax return this year because apparently I’d answered one of the questions incorrectly.
The question was:
“Do you have anyone dependent on you?”
I replied:
“1.5 million illegal immigrants, 1 million crackheads, 3.4 million unemployable shirkers, 112,000 scroungers, 500,000 neurodiverse lazy bastards, 85,000 criminals currently in prison, 650 MPs in Westminster and one Asian midget who says he’s the Mayor of London.”
HMRC replied:
“This answer is unacceptable.”
So I wrote back:
“Who did I leave out?” ☺️🤓😂👊🏽
Every week Everton face decisions that you dont see in any other game
The same 2 officials pop up every time, daft yellows such as imitating a seagull, pens ignored yet given a day later
Best league in the world ruined by the worst officials in the world congrats @FA_PGMOL 👏🏻
2 red cards! One for holding a man’s hair and another for applauding a correct decision! Game is on its arse!! That referee needs to be held to account today! Disgrace! Turned up with an agenda 100%!! #VarIsUseless
🇬🇧 “I’m fucking fuming. I just found out that London Mayor Sadiq Khan, under the Muslim housing plan, is building 40,000 new homes for Muslims only, to be near mosques and halal shops.”
Imagine if the British government announced free homes for non-Muslims or Christians only?
A government that puts foreigners above their own people is, by definition, TREASONOUS and ILLEGITIMATE!
The people of Britain deserve a government that represents their interests, not those of shadowy foreign organizations!
The campaign for a Wealth Tax is growing from strength to strength.
I was recently on Newsnight calling for a Wealth Tax as a fairer alternative to cuts.
A 2% Wealth Tax on assets over £10 million could raise £24 BILLION a year.
Let's keep campaigning until we get one!
Michael Gove scrapped the £56bn school building project in 2010 that was set to replace every single RAAC school in the UK.
He then replaced it with nothing.
Fast forward 13 years and they are all falling down.
Whose fault is it?
Why does no media outlet talk about MOYES taking SUNDERLAND to the championship!!!!
The man is an egotistical CUNT of the highest order.
He is not better than Dyche.
This is not the Everton Moyes thinks it is.
He will have no control over transfers
🔴TORY CORRUPTION
Do you agree #police and @UKLabour should investigate where £37 billion pounds of taxpayers' money went❓
@RishiSunak - £5 BILLION of Covid-19 bailouts handed to firms based in tax havens.
Where is our money❓
@10DowningStreet@MirrorPolitics
Dear @Keir_Starmer,
If you want to transform the health of this country, you cannot leave dentistry behind. It’s time to tax the super rich and properly fund our NHS dental service. Their 4th yacht is a luxury. Our dental care is a human right. Fix this.
#SOSNHS#Budget2024 🦷
Mick Lynch wants a progressive wealth tax with the richest paying the same as everyone else on PAYE, 47%.
That would bring in hundred of billions, it is time for the richest to pay what everyone else has been paying their whole lives.
Lee Anderson Superb As Always - "Could you explain to me why do you think people are paying up to £5,000 to get here illegally rather than pay £28 on a Whizz Air flight from Albania?"