Trev Lighters

Local Norwich celebrity. My comments on food. Love food.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

Pray for Mick Dennis. Won't get in until about 3am and needs to be up early to tweet club propaganda

#NCFC

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

He's not gonna shag you buh #ncfc

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

@NorwichCityFC @NorwichCityFSC @TalkNorwichCity 👀👀

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

@jamesrobinson78 MS Paint buh 👍

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

Fixed yer helmet for you Jake buh.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

Big old tax dodge here boys.

[Reeve Social Media 📱 @ReeveSocial]

It had to be done... 😬

We're *very excited* to announce our sponsorship with Norwich City Football Club's largest fan channel @TalkNorwichCity for the 2020/21 season! 🙌

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

@TalkNorwichCity He's not gonna shag you lads.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

Absolutely raging lads, Sheila has chucked out the Deportivo shirt I was planning to wear for #FootballShirtFriday

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

Trying to find a corner of the house Sheila won't disturb me so I can have a cheeky tug.

[Grant Holt @Grantholt31]

What’s everyone been up to in lockdown this week? Hope you and your family are safe and well. 👍

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

@jamesrobinson78 Now the hernia's sorted I'm all in buh. Vegas? Actually scratch that, some hookers over there are yet to catch up with me.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

@jamesrobinson78 Yeah buh, can only muster a lazy lob on without the chemicals though.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

Got a floater that won't flush lads, Sheila is back from her waxing appointment in 15 minutes. Send help.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

@jamesrobinson78 Sheila will go fucking nuts mate, she loves catching up with Peter Hitchen's column

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

@jamesrobinson78 The big Twix though, don't fuck around with the normal size.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

@jamesrobinson78 Twix and a Pepsi mate. Food is shite there.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

Just spent 10 minutes on the toilet lads. Not gonna lie, told Sheila I was taking a massive shit, but really just had to air my ballsack for a bit.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

FFS lads, now having to explain to Sheila what FakeTaxi is all about.

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

I see Kensell reckons he's been on the phone to alot of fans about the membership debacle buhs. Remind you of anyone? #ncfc

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

@jamesrobinson78 @AdcockIvy Had to bin that off buh, Domino's and a Wispa with my grumpy boy 👍

[Trev Lighters @trevlighters]

Just curled out a massive beer poo, toilet's gonna need at least an hour to clear the stench. Happy anniversary Sheila.