Northern monkey up to no good in the South Sometimes specialises in Photography, Design, and creativity, likes good coffee, beer or whiskey served with a laugh.
@CharSomething Ah shucks, from the opening I thought this was gonna be an advert for work. I am a pro photographer and always looking for new work opportunities.
@eleanor_wright Has that prick Nigel Slater done anything seasonal, that’d tip me over the edge, I’d be on the church roof taking pot shots at passing middle class citizens.
@eleanor_wright Pointless winds me the fuck up!
If you have turned into angry telly, shouty person, do not, repeat, do not watch any political discussion programmes, l had to buy a new telly three times, Brexit, Trump, General Election. You have been warned!
@eleanor_wright How did I miss this absolute bollox! Balancing anything culinary is bad enough, but on a pebble fucksake, ‘twas a beardy, tight trousered, bastard no doubt?