LeBron and JR Smith, preparing for Game 2:
“Now if it’s 107-107, what does that mean?”
“We’re winning?”
“No...”
“We’re losing?”
“No...we went over this. Remember the coloring book.”
“Oh wait...it means...Henny?”
“JR...” *stares*
“We’re TIED!”
“Yes! 1 for 4. That’s good for you.”
BREAKING: Roger Goodell has announced he has discovered who was really behind the Aqib Talib/Michael Crabtree fight and will be suspending Ezekiel Elliott 8 extra games for it