Trevor Edward

Grew up in Colorado but living life on the Central Coast. #chronicdoubter #screenprinter #webdev #tiki #gaybear #queer #cook #fatkid 🌈🦦🌮🍕

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

@digital5280 Thanks for the shopping tip!

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I’ve seen multiple instances of street food with names like “Tacos Bell”. There are knockoff products being sold EVERYWHERE. Want some Gucci? No problem. A “Nike” hoodie? Sure. Dirt cheap.

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

In Thailand, there doesn’t seem to be any concerns about infringing on intelectual property. The bar I’m in is showing Wakonda Forever. #americaninthailand #thailand #trevorinthailand

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

In Thailand, tissues and napkins seem to be mostly interchangeable. They are terrible for cleaning your hands and terrible for cleaning your nose. #americaninthailand #thailand #trevorinthailand

[Malik Earnest @MalikEarnest]

A group of people were chased by two Sea Lions at a beach in the La Jolla area of San Diego. Lifeguards were on standby in the water ensuring no one was hurt and the sea lions could easily make their way. It's recommended people stay at least 50 ft away from sea lions. 📹: Charli

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

4.5M views and I think I’m about a million of them. This shit is spectacular.

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@digital5280 Thanks for the reminder. I’m totally watching Jaws today.

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

The Goonies is about the same age today as It’s a Wonderful Life was when The Goonies was released.

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Am I too old to build a fort to hide in while I’m sick? #covid

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🎶 Omelette on a bun! 🎵 but sung to the tune of Janie’s Got a Gun.

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Update! It found a shirt to buy or steal or something.

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Um, sir, you seem a tad under dressed for shoe shopping.

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@amoebot @adoptmoredogs @WallOWithnail @clhubes So basically they’re complaining about a typo by including a giant typo?

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

This rings SO true for me. I start to get in a good “habit” for a little while but I miss one day and my brain is just like “that was fun, what’s next?”

Haven’t tried this app though, maybe I’ll give it a go.

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

@StephenSeanFord @themeghanlodon_ New phone who dis?

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

@maoiliosak @emilynussbaum I’m just saying it’s super vague. Why is he hunting them? Is he killing them? Arresting them? Is he a cop? A time traveling cyborg? Are the bitches time traveling cyborgs? I really hope so! Hahaha

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

@maoiliosak @emilynussbaum I don’t think it’s the best one but it’s the one I want to see the most. I mean, what IS it!?

[Trevor Edward @trevorep]

@SteveStaeger Have you considered blowing up your professional career and becoming a bartender at a tiki bar? That’s what I did after I lost Mom to dementia. Never happier at work!

But really, don’t give these jerks the satisfaction of stressing you out. A couple extra Lbs ain’t a big deal.

[manny @mannyfidel]

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)