Trevor/

Nail Hydrate Spinster Pillow Flu

[Trevor/ @trevorg3423]

@nhay2568 I’ll pick you up nhay.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL legend Mike Ditka, who revolutionized the tight end position before becoming the head coach of the world champion 1985 Bears and a towering figure in the city of Chicago, has passed away, his family announced. He was 86.

[First Round Cock @FirstRoundMocks]

The victim complex of these retards is getting out of hand lol

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Green Bay Week.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Collinsworth- “Man how about these Flock cameras? I’m glad they didn’t have those in November of 1986. I hit a guy with my Buick outside of Portland. It was pouring rain. I never saw him. Still don’t know if he lived.”

Tirico- “Goff’s pass is incomplete.”

[Ficky @itsfickybaby]

Dennis Allen appreciation tweet

[Daemar @daemarrrr]

Doink

[ESPN @espn]

CASE KEENUM AND THE BEARS HAND THE EAGLES THEIR FIRST LOSS 🐻⬇️

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

S/O Case, man

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Commanders fans I’m right here man.

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

CHI 59 - CAR 37

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

DECLINED!!!

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Giving Caleb Williams the super toxic deadly annihilation wing on Hot Ones and waiting exactly eight seconds before asking for his uncensored thoughts on Shane Waldron

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[A24 @A24]

You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.

[alexandria @Lib0fAlexandria]

notice that it's "luck of the Irish" not "skill of the Irish" or "work ethic of the Irish"

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me