Trevor Ford

She said oh no Guadalajara won’t do but I did not think the girl would be so cruel.

[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

Rand Paul's favorite Starburst flavor is yellow.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Exclusive clip from ‘THE ROOM RETURNS’, starring Bob Odenkirk as Johnny.

The film is a reimagining of ‘The Room’ shot in under 12 hours with no rehearsal.

[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

Graham Platner was forced out of the race as he should have been. Meanwhile my Congressman Max Miller beat his wife and poured scalding water on her and their infant child and he’s going to cruise to re-election.

[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

WHAT A MATCH! #AEWDynamite #AndNew

[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

@NotDrDeath This is what I thought they should have done with the Cena heel turn.

[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

Just got off a 20-minute phone call with Mitch McConnell. He thinks Dunesday is going to be a great day for fans everywhere and hopes both films do well and he’s excited to see what RDJ does as Dr. Doom.

[The LFB @The_LFB]

@flapprdotnet “Sweet, fancy Moses! It’s the 9th Wonder of the World!”

[Jack Slater IV @JackSlater4]

@flapprdotnet

[WOPR now with 128K @W_O_P_R]

@flapprdotnet Can you smell what Kramerica is cookin’?

[Dr. X @raretealeaf]

@flapprdotnet “You think this is a puppet? Jerry… Mr. Socko is a trusted confidant. When the world turns its back on you… Mr. Socko’s got an open hand… an open hand, Jerry!”

[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

Trump was not accused of rape. He was convicted of it.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Graham Platner was accused of rape and every Democrat tossed him overboard.

Donald Trump was accused of rape multiple times and sexual assault and harassment many more times. Also the whole matter of trying to overturn an election.

Republicans nominated him a second time.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"Costanza 3:16 is about open up a can of whoop-ass."

"Who are these people and where are they finding these cans of whoop ass to open?!?"

[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

The world’s most famous loser calling the guy who married Zendaya a cuck because he thinks a movie he hasn’t seen is woke is an all-timer.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@kevinnbass Tom Holland is such a cuck

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You will never see a baseball team commit 3 throwing errors quicker than the Royals just now

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

guys mitch mcconnell is not dead he’s right here we’re hanging out we’re doing shots woah Mitch slow down u party animal!!

[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

You know who comes out of this Platner stuff looking great? AOC. She never endorsed him.

[Josh Pigford @Shpigford]

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[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

Eric Swalwell

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

Say what you will, but the establishment vets candidates.

[Trevor Ford @trevorisjoking]

Argentina looked up and saw it was the 80th minute and they were down 2 nothing and thought “ok Egypt has had their fun” lol #ARGEGY #WorldCup

[Joe @JoePostingg]

I think if you read Platner's tattoo as being indicative of the fact he was a drunk shithead with bad judgment that set you up to understand him much better than if you read it as being indicative of the fact he was a Nazi