Trevor Nardone

Wiffle Champion, Reigning Playoff MVP, Physical Education Student Of The Month, Fantasy Football Enthusiast, Little League Scholar

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I just learned my first roommate, who I suspected fled Ithaca because he owed a few hundred in drugs, actually fled because he owed $50,000

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Message 2 all friends and recent players im holding a 10th prestige lobby 4 800 Microsoft points Xbox live message me if ur interested

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Every retweet this gets I will pet my dog and tell him he's a good boy.

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@thedovster @mes_sai_ahh

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My mom just called Lin-Manuel Miranda "yummy"

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When you catch that 💯 with yourself

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@realDonaldTrump I'm 50% Dominican, please deport me fucking immediately

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@Ben_wilken favorites are dead Ben get with the times

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I think we've severely overlooked JFK and Marilyn's relationship. That'd be like Obama and Kim K. having a sex scandal, which is disgusting.

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@mjmoment this was first semester last year, sorry pal

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@mjmoment yes

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@Ben_wilken this is the worst tweet I've ever seen in my life

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If the rumors about Moulin Rouge heading to the stage are true, I'll be the happiest little Bohemian who has ever lived

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@codynard1 @rockynardone 1% is my favorite so I guess it's pretty clear who mom's favorite is

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@camverge Yes, and one of my roommates is named Cameron

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And to answer the important question, yes of course I took his bed

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Explain to me how my randomly assigned room just so happens to be Conor's from last year

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@Mack_Attack_27 @thedovster @natalie_kyvik @cgbjorkman

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@Mack_Attack_27 @thedovster @natalie_kyvik @cgbjorkman oh :(

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I kissed both Austin and Braden on the lips