no one:
me after iced coffee: ok, here we go. focus. speed. i am speed. one winner, 42 losers. i eat losers for breakfast. breakfast? maybe i should have had breakfast? brekkie could be good for me. no, no, no, focus. speed. faster than fast, quicker than quick. i am lightning.
*on a cruise ship*
Everybody-
Phil Swift-
E- wait..
P.S.- PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH ANOTHER AMAZING PRODUCT..
E- this can’t be right...
P.S.- I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF
E- NOOOOOOO!!!
#FlexTapeCruise@philswiftontv
I feel like I need to be doing more this summer. I need more pool time. Need more nighttime adventures. Need more bonfires. Just need more positive vibes
Please dont bring your immature 12 year old children to the gym so they can screw around on the equipment. Sincerely, an annoyed member trying to use the dip bar.