Michael

electrician, trivia crack nerd, fantasy football manager

[Michael @trexler401]

chuck is trying to mog me over nikki nappi and it’s pissing me off

[Michael @trexler401]

@stevewilldoit btc happy bday

[Michael @trexler401]

sof makes the best shirley temples on god

[Michael @trexler401]

there’s always one dime piece at chick fil a

[Michael @trexler401]

john eddy, i’m kinda sweaty, mom’s spaghetti, Pacers in 5✋🏻

[Michael @trexler401]

Dr.phil, give me the bill, take the pill, Lakers in 5✋🏻

[Michael @trexler401]

mich ultra, gimme a coaster, put your girl on a poster, lakers in 5 ✋🏻

[Michael @trexler401]

i love pudding and turbulance-emily 2025

[Michael @trexler401]

“can you put my chia seed water in the fridge” -jada 2025

[Michael @trexler401]

“who OD poopy butted at the narst” - Jada 2025

[Michael @trexler401]

“i usually only get the pretzels when im bombed” -chuck 2025

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dark MAGA Assemble!

[Michael @trexler401]

what did you buy a fucking couch

[Michael @trexler401]

fresh ta death in this mofucka

[Michael @trexler401]

it’s just birds in the trap on repeat rn

[kosh @jcanario817]

1 RT and I’ll fight cam Dias tonight

[Michael @trexler401]

if you’re bored don’t smoke before bed and see how crazy your dreams are

[Michael @trexler401]

ohhhhh miller lite

[Michael @trexler401]

@HamsterIsUgly dude really thought going for it on that 4th and 6 was the wrong call

[Michael @trexler401]

fuck Joe Mccoy, Eric Taylor needs to throw hands with him