@Beyonce my birthday is March 1st. I just wanted to let you know now because I know you’re busy, but I want you to post my picture. Alright…stay blessed.
I went to use the restroom for all of two minutes. I come out…my glasses are broken. My entire day depends on a computer screen…no glasses now, and I haven’t ordered contacts in years. I wonder who broke them?
My dog is named @ReeseW. if my wife agrees on another one her name will be @DrewBarrymore. If she allows a third it will be @IssaRae. I swear they will be the coolest dogs on the street.
“All the Light We Cannot See” is going to be series. That’s my favorite novel. It turned my students into readers when they had never picked a book up. This is so dope. Now I must go read it for the 100th time before the series.
I went to Hearsay and Deans with my wife last night. I WILL NOT check my bank account today. The devil is a lie. Lowercase for devil because you don’t deserve my respect.
Y’all I call my grandma everyday because she my best friend, and we just talk about new Madea movies and favorite new outfit from Harwin. Im starting to realize though…it gets quiet and then someone is always silently on three way. She Mean Girling me. Who got Maury number?
I’m done with tik tok, Instagram, Facebook. My brother-in-law in his room gaming, and seriously that real life interaction seems cool. They not even talking about the game most time. It’s like “boom. I got him! Run! Anyways, how your moms been?”
I was excited to play with my little iPhone 14. Not shit to play with though. It’s the same phone. I think demographics are social media influencers and people who love selfies.
I seriously would read the Harry Potter series during the day, and watch the Trapped In The Closet videos with my family on BET at night. What were they thinking?
I was told thick thighs save lives. I always wanted to date a surgeon, but they never wanted to date me. So I have to go for the next best option and keep a woman with thick thighs.