Introducing the Love You Houston package: $15 tickets and $15 parking
Don’t miss the chance to see these uniforms in person! #GoCoogs
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If I was Mayor of Houston the 1st thing I'd do is change the Texans back to the Houston Oilers. All time great name and uniform. I don't care if the Titans own it which I'm not sure if they do. It belongs here in Houston. America is a better place with the Houston Oilers
Sloane’s Volleyball Team went 7-0 to win the Lonestar Regional Tournament at George R Brown Convention Center. Proud of you! @ George R. Brown Convention Center https://t.co/YQ7mTqX5tn
The lady at the DMV took my picture for the license/registration. Then she asked “body type?”
“Um, slim to average… I guess…?”
“Of the vehicle.”
“Oh.”
*she laughs hysterically for 3 minutes*
Now she is telling all her coworkers and I can never show my face here again.