Trey Trivia

I don't know how to twitter.

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Goodbye Twitter, I hardly knew thee.

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@SteveMartinToGo Can you ask Martin Short about a possible bit with his lawyer Nathan Thurm vs. Chris Tucker? If you get Martin on the hook I’ll run it by Lorne.

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@NintendoAmerica #customersupport https://t.co/D255yOM6lu

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Show your love for your kids & grandkids; Get Vaccinated!

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@tgjelten Liked your report about Pastoring During social distancing. I started a live stream for the church kids who are getting cabin fever and need a little pick me up and interaction. I expected the kids @ my church to tune in but people have been jumping in from all over.

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@BrandSanderson My kids want to know the etymology of slaunce. #reckoners (I did add the word etymology but they think it must be a combination of two words.)

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The Joker stole Alfrid’s ID. Now he is just Alfr.

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I’m not sure if I wanted to be me or if it was just that everyone else was taken.

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Nobody has ever said “Hi stranger” to me that I did not already know intimately.

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Alice's Minecraft Cowboys Stadium #Minecraft #NintendoSwitch #sickday #toscale

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Has the cheese always stood alone?

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I’ve got a Hufflepuff body but a Slytherin soul.

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Remember when you saw that dead spider? Since spiders molt you probably just saw it’s old exoskeleton. It’s still alive and larger than before.

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The power flickered on and off for 30 seconds. In that time I resolved to eat all the ice cream sandwiches before they melted. The power hasn’t cut out again but I’m still resolved.

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Everyone’s on the lookout for the oldest trick in the book but there are some tricks developed by the illiterate that can totally blindside them!

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So the Easter Bunny doesn’t spoil you as much as Santa but he also doesn’t try to kiss your wife.

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Nobody ever talks about the “Most Middle of their Lifest Person”. Somewhere someone is toiling in obscurity not knowing they are the most middle of their life person on Earth.

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True Fact: I was once the Youngest Person in the World!

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If you ever earn the title “World’s Oldest Person” you will get to keep it for life!

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I declare the day after Valentines to be #Palentines Day! Celebrate this gender-neutral, romance-neutral holiday with 75% off chocolate from CVS and your closest homies.