Trey

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[Trey @treymoc]

@evoltegdirb Me too

[mai @mmmmaigal]

I think ima end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Men just want one thing and it’s to have a covert meeting here and receive a manila envelope detailing their mission

[The Daily Hitman @DailyHitman]

Gay people: I’m gay
Straight people: I’m straight

Sports gamblers: This guy fucked me

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

shut the fuck up

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

i dont give a fuck

[☔ @Whotfismick]

plans: *cancelled*

me:

[𐙚 @hidingberry]

let things be. what goes around, comes around.

[DR TICKLES 666 (spirithalloween.com) @rapemarch]

I wish there was a website that allowed u to vote on 1 item a month to airdrop onto the island. Like sending them a loaded gun or like a bic lighter

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Running into someone whose name I should definitely remember but I don’t

[5 @noheartinhim]

life been teaching me a lot lately

[Z ⚡️ @spintowin95]

“it’s just money, I’ll make some more” stays getting me in trouble

[𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 💫 @iitsestelle_]

i'll sell a fuck before i give one

[Hamsters @hamstersmp4]

me losing my mind

[☔ @Whotfismick]

No one:

Me saying bye to my siblings: