Trey Lehman

am I supposed to say something funny

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

Did anyone else used to think that “You have the right to remain silent” was just a polite way for the cops to tell you to shut up?

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

@learn_thomas @ATT Yet the point that’s lowest on that graph is under Obama 💀

[Steven✌️ @MoussaSteven]

In my 22 years of life, I still have no idea what it means to adopt a highway. Those mfs need a dad or something??

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

I live for the feeling of getting absolutely cooked alive in my car to a medium rare after working in an office that could double as a frozen meat locker for 8 hours

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

My biggest shame is that I once had a BuzzFeed phase

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

Idc what y’all say “you got a bae or nah” was never funny

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

@1rockstartay @wilson_assassin powered by a potato

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

Darn liberals, making my chocolate less sexy >:(

[Acyn @Acyn]

Tucker: M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal. When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity…

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

I like how 90% of funk artists’ lyrics is bragging about how funky they are

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

Apparently Alexander Hamilton was such a twat that the musical written about him couldn’t even write him to be likable

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

We coulda had the first woman president but DNC was playin 😭

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Government is already too big and powerful as it is. The Build Back Better bill will only make it worse.

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

99% sure that the people running our simulation just left the computer and the timeline is just spiraling out of control

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

Everyday I thank god that I left the alt right YouTube pipeline before it was too late

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

@Lendrickson Don’t you hate books 💀

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

Homies be like “yea I’m part Hungarian”

But bruh you just ate

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

See ya later crocodile

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

I find it extraordinarily hard to believe that 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 was kung fu fighting

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

Currently pissed bc eggnog isn’t sold year round

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

Appreciation post for ads in social media feeds

Without you I wouldn’t have the strength to leave the app

[Trey Lehman @treynity]

Idgaf what y’all say Cars 2 was hype