pizza slut

Love yo kids. Don't smoke mid. Avoid a bid.

[pizza slut @treythetree]

I wish it was this easy to make money irl

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I’m curious who lives in a walkable neighborhood: If someone offered you $1 million and all you had to do was walk out your door, purchase a pack of M&Ms, and make it back home within twenty minutes, all without the use of a car, how many of you would make the money?

[pizza slut @treythetree]

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[Nikon Papi 🇭🇹 @juscallmemanny]

Someone said each game was for each borough, game 3 was for Staten Island lmaooooooo

[pizza slut @treythetree]

@GawkGawkThwack You know ball

[pizza slut @treythetree]

I’m never gonna be Birkenstock age

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Once you hit a certain age, you gotta put down the Jordans and athletic sneakers & pick up some Birkenstocks & mules

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

This not too bad no lie

[Jake @SuperiorNBA]

No more NBA basketball for the next 4 months

[Banned from IHOP @goblue43729]

@spainpnr

[pizza slut @treythetree]

I love how it smells when it rains on a warm day

[Imani @youdoingtoomuch]

Correct and before yall mention the Nets their first flaw was naming themselves the Brooklyn nets instead of the New York nets. Yes they in Brooklyn but you still in New York. Look at the Yankees and Mets. They don’t called themselves the Bronx Yankees or Queens Mets.

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

basketball is all of that, you’re just not watching right

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[pizza slut @treythetree]

Like why would anyone want to ride the train if that’s the precedent

[pizza slut @treythetree]

What is wrong with the world where a 30 hour ride on an Amtrak train is more expensive than a 5 hour flight going to the same place

[grootman @_sameolg]

???

[۟ @JahGoated]

TURN THIS SHIT UP

[pizza slut @treythetree]

I’m so glad Eric Adams not the mayor for this Knicks championship

[The Cake Lady @got_cake]

Never in all my life have I ever heard Ewing switch to patois.
Its like he never left Jamaica...while Dybansta sounds like he has never been lol
Happy Caribbean Heritage Month 😊

[pizza slut @treythetree]

Someone said the Spurs coach wasn’t gonna make adjustments and that was so true

[pizza slut @treythetree]

Dynasty gonna begin after Fox is crazy

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

Dylan Harper and De'Aaron Fox