Troy Fanta

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

If only these three shrews were just a joke. Sadly they are destroying any rational base that might have salvaged the Democratic Party. They are a danger to @TheDemocrats and certainly to America. https://t.co/wx4eJf6ud3

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Ray J: *Whispers* "YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER"

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Kanye said he'll be the next Nelson Mandela? Man has a porn star as a wife and a compass as a daughter.

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Can I get a moment of silence for the girls that took a load to the face thinking it might turn into a relationship with the guy.

[A_N_O_N @ANON_VETERAN]

My jogging experience;

-Feeling great
-2 blocks down
-smells bacon
-realizes I'm fat
-says fuck this
-turns around
-walks home
-makes bacon

[TITANSHOMER ™️ @TitansHomer]

Passed a porn store on the way back from Oklahoma & my son says "Look Dad, that store doesn't know how to spell flashlight"

AWKWARD.

[n2o @1evilidiot]

So these gymnasts score more when they keep their legs together? That just goes against everything I believe in.

[Playmaker TD 🏈 @playmakerTD]

Jerry Jones says he wants the Cowboys focused on the Giants...and glory holes

[Playmaker TD 🏈 @playmakerTD]

"Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan, and this animal has just been released by its owner and needs your help"

[Playmaker TD 🏈 @playmakerTD]

“@ProFootballTalk: T.O. still doesn't realize it's over” it is. But, he can still see Joey, Ross and Chandler on the re-runs

[Playmaker TD 🏈 @playmakerTD]

“@ProFootballTalk: Jets QB coach says Tim Tebow has good mechanics http://t.co/QTSuXL6x” ...to work at IHOP

[Playmaker TD 🏈 @playmakerTD]

“@ProFootballTalk: Michael Phelps credits Ray Lewis for helping find his passion http://t.co/6vgrvIeB” Phelps likes to murder too?

[Stephen @thatfunnyjew]

Microsoft Kinect for Xbox 360 isn't for everyone.

[BigHeadBS💨 @BigHeadBS]

Jeremy Kerley says Tim Tebow throws a lot harder than Mark Sanchez, which means it hurts your ankles a lot more when his passes hit you.

[Troy Fanta @trfanta1]

Damn good football!

[her porkness 🐽 @MoistPork]

Dear Cyclists: I will share the road right up until I have to choose between you and me. Then I choose me. You have been warned.

[BigHeadBS💨 @BigHeadBS]

How much is "nothing" worth? Apparently a little bit less than it was less year....at least in New England. Right, Ochocinco?

[Troy Fanta @trfanta1]

@Wussawilla