Yuni

Akun buat marah marah gak jelas dan nyari FWB

[Yuni @tri40173]

2 tangan 10 jari, kalau 10 tangan ada 50 jari mbak, karena 1 tangan punya 5 jari...

[Luciferrr @Lucifer_suzu]

pesen buat mbaknya. mba jangan jualan yaaa nanti rugi soalnyaaa 😂😂😂

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I laughed way to hard at this

[lolflix @lolflix_]

Heartbreak is real 🥲

[Yuni @tri40173]

Ngakak bangeeett...

[sosmed keras @sosmedkeras]

Ngakak, pusing berantem di chat, seorang wanita curhat serius soal hubungannya lewat chat panjang, tapi cowoknya malah ketahuan pakai AI buat balas 😭

Lucunya, template balasan itu masih ada tulisan “[Nama Pacar]” yang belum diganti.
Netizen pun ngakak karena dinilai terlalu praktis dalam hubungan.

📸 claratwork

[Yuni @tri40173]

Jogja memang selalu istimewa...

[Ari @sxtiawan]

jogja emang suka ngasih momen gak terduga 😭🫶

cr: ig/yanuarfadly_

[Yuni @tri40173]

Aduuuhhhh.... Setuju banget adeeekkkk..... Orang mah minum vitamin C, teh hijau lah utk anti oksidan, nah orang malah ngerokok masukin oksidan ke badan. kan guobloookk? Makanya yg ngerokok pasti mukanya boros dah, cepet tua.

[dee_ *₊⋆ (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ✧⁠* @imherejustbcoz]

@cryptolilyta ponakanku kelas 1-2 SD, di keluarga besar asli(tanpa menantu dr mbahku) emang gak ada yg perokok, nah ini om(suami dr tante bontot) ngrokok sendirian di belakang waktu acara keluarga. ponakanku nyamperin dia, bilang 'om, orang yg ngrokok tuh cuma org goblok'. si om pun kicep.

[Yuni @tri40173]

Janjian video call jam 8 pagi malam sebelumnya. Terus WA gak bisa dihubungi. Baru respond sekitar jam 10 pagi habis nge- gym dia. Laaah gimaannaa ceritanyaaa??

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

This woman said: My foster daughter just told me that the guy she is dating is hard to reach 😒 & that he usually responds to her hours later. She asked me if this was normal.

I said “let me show u something.” I texted 5 men: “Hey, can u talk real quick?”

My Brotha: Hey lil sis, I’m free
My Uncle: Dulcita, let me call u in 5 minutes
My Cousin: Prima!! Call me @ the shop
My current love interest called me 📞
My male friend: With the fam bam, headed to the car to call u

No man is too busy!! Effort = interest

[Yuni @tri40173]

dari semua pantai yg pernah dikunjungi di Indonesia... Selalu merasa pantai Tanjung Tinggi, Belitung yg paling berkesan. Yang kedua pantai Papuma, Jember. Cantik, air bersih, gak begitu ramai. Bali? Jauh banget lah cantiknya. Mana Belitung tuh dekat dari Jakarta, flight murah.

[Yuni @tri40173]

Silakaan kalau mau merokok... Asal asapnya jangan dikeluarkan... Ditelan aja gitu gimana? Lagian gak sayang apa udah beli terus asapnya di buang? Saya mah gak peduli kalau ada orang mau merusak tubuhnya dengan merokok, yg saya pedulikan adalah tubuh saya menghirup asap rokok anda

[Yuni @tri40173]

Busyeeett bayar pajaknya aja 17 M... Pendapatannya berappaaa.... Yg bayar pajak pribadi cuma 3 digit aja susah ikhlasnya ini, gimana 17 M cobbaaaa

[Nitizen @Gowesssyuk]

@foodwillrescue Nahh fungsi konsultan pajak (KKP) buat orng2 berduit tuh disini, klo versi keuangan dia 17m bisa jd dgn bantuan konsultan jadi 12m, fee kkp 2m, dia hemat 3m. Dan bs diprtanggung jawabkan penuh krn mereka tau insentif& celah2 pajak (dlm arti positif) yaa bukan pengemplang pjk😂

[Yuni @tri40173]

Belum selesai cutinya woooyy... Ini kenapa klien udah pada WhatsApp aja nanyain kerjaan... Staff saya juga masih pada cuti elaah...

[Yuni @tri40173]

Ini kalau saya suka semua kelimanya gimana sih?

[Yuni @tri40173]

Pengen nangis baca thread ini...bener banget... Aku kira aku sendirian...ternyata emang banyak yg merasakan hal yg sama. Dan sangat sulit meninggalkan laki laki yang 'baik' krn orang akan bertanya "dia gak mukul kan? Gak judi? Gak selingkuh?" 🥲

[Helen Casanova | Seduction Palace @HelenCasanova_]

9. The Common Thread in Every Story.

Every woman described leaving a man who was good but not present.

Good but not growing. Good but not leading. Good but not challenging. Good but stopped courting. Good but not mysterious. Good but not strong. Good but not fully alive.

They left because "good" is not enough.

They left because they wanted a man, and they were living with a nice boy.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

I didn’t call my husband crying.
I called him angry.
It was 11:47 PM. I was sitting on the kitchen floor, laptop open, staring at an email that said my contract wasn’t being renewed. Just like that. Two years of overtime, weekends, skipped holidays — gone in one paragraph.
When he answered, I didn’t even say hello.
“I lost my job.”
Silence. Not the awkward kind. The steady kind.
He said, “Okay. I’m coming home.”
He was on a night shift. I told him not to. I said I didn’t want him to risk it. I said I was fine.
He said, “You’re not.”
Twenty minutes later, I heard the door.
He didn’t try to fix it. Didn’t start giving solutions. Didn’t say, “You’ll find something better.” Didn’t minimize it.
He just sat on the floor with me.
He ordered food because he knew I hadn’t eaten. He closed my laptop because he knew I’d keep rereading the email. He made a list the next morning not of jobs for me but of bills he could cover alone “for as long as it takes.”
The next week, I found out he had quietly moved money from his personal savings into our joint account.
Not because I asked.
Because he anticipated.
Months later, when I apologized for being “a burden,” he looked genuinely confused.
“We’re married,” he said. “There is no yours and mine when things fall apart. There’s just us.”
That’s when I understood something about marriage.
It’s not about who plans the best anniversary or posts the sweetest captions.
It’s about who sits on the kitchen floor with you when your world collapses.
It’s about who absorbs your panic without adding their own.
It’s about who turns “your problem” into “our plan.”
Marriage isn’t loud.
It’s steady.
And when it’s real, you don’t have to beg someone to show up.
They already grabbed their keys.

[UduBunch @UduBunch1010]

@Solyricon She wasn't angry.
She just reached her limits...... Done
She knew it and already made her choice.

When someone finally chooses themselves like that, it’s calm… but it’s final.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Watched a girl end a relationship on a park bench at sunset.
No dramatic exit. No raised voice. Just two people sitting side by side.
He was explaining how he’s “just bad at communicating.”
She nodded. Not sarcastic. Not cold. Just tired.
“I don’t need perfect,” she said softly. “I just need effort.”
He promised he’d try harder. Said he didn’t realize it meant that much.
She looked straight ahead and replied, “That’s the problem. It always meant that much.”
No tears fell. No scene made. Just a long breath.
“I can’t keep shrinking my needs to keep you comfortable.”
She stood up first. Not angry. Not rushed.
Just certain.
Some endings aren’t loud.
They’re the moment someone decides they’re done accepting less than they give.

[Yuni @tri40173]

No make up is fine but at least moisturizer and sunscreen. Kalau cuma mau ke gym ya gak pakai make up lah. Moisturizer dan sunscreen mah skin care yak bukan make up?

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Are there women out here who leave the house completely barefaced?

No makeup , nothing at all, just rocking their natural look? If so, what’s that like?

[Yuni @tri40173]

Harapannya dijawab apa sih cewek yg suka mancing2 gini? "Gaaak kok aku gak tertarik sama cewek cewek di kantor krn dimataku hanya kamu yg paling cantik" ?? Preettt...gombaall itu maahh... Gak usah mancing mancing makanya...

[Tanyarlfes @tanyarlfes]

Alhasil dia gue diemin seharian, sakit hati bgtt😭 💚

[Yuni @tri40173]

Sengaja stay awake padahal lagi di LN yang beda time zone. Menunggu di Indonesia jam 12 malam lewat. Tapi ya sudahlah... Emang gak usah banyak berharap ini dan itu, apalagi dari manusia...nanti banyak kecewanya

[Yuni @tri40173]

Berharap pada lewat tengah malam, kamu yg pertama kali ingat dan mengucapkan. Aku tahu lagi kamu lagi lembur, lagi banyak kerjaan, hp kamu juga mungkin udah mati abis Batre. Tapi tetap aja sedih. Padahal udah mengingatkan diri sendiri I will keep my expectations very low.