eric nelson's lisp

I am probably gonna do some pretty awesome stuff as soon as I'm done with this sandwich.

[eric nelson's lisp @triaminnick]

i hope i'm never a suspect in a crime just because of how hurt i'd be by estimates of my age, height and weight

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@IlliniProgrammr @alanrosca @nytimes once again, clear indication you have no idea how news works. the RNC absolutely pitches news and studies to every major news org and gets coverage. focus on the family pitches articles and seeks media opps all the time and i’m sure i could “gotcha” you with ties to the RNC

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@IlliniProgrammr @alanrosca @nytimes “😂” you say as if the largest right-leaning media even pretend to be journalists. want to know something that tucker carlson and ben shapiro could say if they weren’t grifters? “i make no money off misinformation and i wholly reject the concept.” here’s an emoji for you 🦗

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if you can watch this and say you’d take an advil from this person, much less let him inject something into your spinal column, you are lying

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am increasingly convinced that @Neuralink should prioritize making an implant that can eliminate back & neck pain.

Would greatly improve people’s happiness while awake, as well as enhance quality of sleep.

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@IlliniProgrammr @alanrosca @nytimes a reporter citing a study in asking questions of the subject of an article? wow you folks are really struggling with journalism 101

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@alanrosca @nytimes alan maybe you should do some due diligence in understanding historical differences in newsrooms between the news and editorial departments so then you wouldn’t look like such an idiot on twitter

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@drpatrick @latimes this is fucking worse man

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@walshpj @natepentz that’s one way to win back community sentiment

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@atrupar they know they’re lying. just gross to watch

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@ArifHasanNFL eagles line wasn’t set on either of those last two plays, what is going on with the formation rules

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@zachreinert0 @BMcCarthy32 stolen valor: serving 24 years in the national guard

not stolen valor: having your mom stitch together a name patch from letters she bought at michael’s

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@MikeMartiForMN masterclass of the right sucking at comedy. stretched a one-minute joke into 3 minutes and 23 seconds and none of your sycophant followers are funny enough to even realize it was a joke

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@akparker @Tim_Walz 1,300 people saw this stupid tweet and not one liked it. not even by accident

[eric nelson's lisp @triaminnick]

hey grok what do you do when the owner of the website is actively spreading misinformation that maps back to the same disproven conspiracies that the 2020 election was stolen

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The goal all along has been to import as many illegal voters as possible

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ok hear me out, dr. heel re-attaché

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A connection: Rams team doctor Neal ElAttrache repaired Tre’Davious White’s Achilles, and the two spent time together post-surgery, rehabbing.

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@WillRagatz nothing has ever been surer than that if that happens he will go off for 6 TDs, a benny hill-style career-long rushing TD, and eliminate us from playoff contention

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@CamInman @TomPelissero expert mastery of the human anatomy shown here by shanahan

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@natepentz two kids, one twice a week and one full-time, $2,540 a month

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@dsnyd500 @dbrauer literally same! crazy